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From the Famous Tart Cards challenge. See all 313 entries (closed)

( new_matt, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:04, archived)

woo
I'm bored any ideas?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:06, archived)

wank on a pigeon

( Wasp Box www.waspbox.com/royal-family-calendar.htm, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:06, archived)

no pigeons here
:(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:08, archived)

co-workers then?

( theoriginalsteve CAPS LOCK IS HOW I FEEL INSIDE ALL THE TIME, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:08, archived)

Im at home with my parents
fellow honours students are all male, so im not interested. None of the females that I know will let me.

It's looking pretty sparse.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:10, archived)

pick an animal and a job at random and draw something based on the two
post the resultant freakish amalgamation on b3ta so we can all see it
( theoriginalsteve CAPS LOCK IS HOW I FEEL INSIDE ALL THE TIME, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:17, archived)

any other avians?
there's nothing likewanking on a swan, but it's dangerous
( Wasp Box www.waspbox.com/royal-family-calendar.htm, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:08, archived)

like jizz off a swan's back

( Mighty Nibus SHUT UP YOU NOISY FUCKING GREEKS, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:09, archived)

Yuh-huh

( Wasp Box www.waspbox.com/royal-family-calendar.htm, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:11, archived)

An emu would be funny

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:10, archived)

do you not have planty of crocks and things?
try and up your game a little... get some friends together and play soggy crock tongue, that's how they're going to decide the winner of The Apprentice this year.
( Prof UnderCover NOT DRUNK ENOUGH, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:11, archived)

see in you can
down a beer then spunk on the ceiling
( Sir T. Skellington, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:10, archived)

downing a beer is no problem
cumming on the ceiling means I will have to go without a wank for a couple of days.

I've also tried to avoid it going everywhere, ever since I got spunk in my eye...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:12, archived)