wank on a pigeon

( Wasp Box will give you a dead eel for Christmas, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:06, archived)

no pigeons here
:(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:08, archived)

co-workers then?

( theoriginalsteve "Evil will always triumph because good is dumb", Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:08, archived)

Im at home with my parents
fellow honours students are all male, so im not interested. None of the females that I know will let me.

It's looking pretty sparse.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:10, archived)

pick an animal and a job at random and draw something based on the two
post the resultant freakish amalgamation on b3ta so we can all see it
( theoriginalsteve "Evil will always triumph because good is dumb", Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:17, archived)

any other avians?
there's nothing likewanking on a swan, but it's dangerous
( Wasp Box will give you a dead eel for Christmas, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:08, archived)

like jizz off a swan's back

( Mighty Nibus SHUT UP YOU NOISY FUCKING GREEKS, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:09, archived)

Yuh-huh

( Wasp Box will give you a dead eel for Christmas, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:11, archived)

An emu would be funny

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:10, archived)

do you not have planty of crocks and things?
try and up your game a little... get some friends together and play soggy crock tongue, that's how they're going to decide the winner of The Apprentice this year.
( Prof UnderCover NOT DRUNK ENOUGH, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:11, archived)