He has to pretend to be English
to play down the accusations of Scottish tyranny and the West Lothian question. And stuff.

Has he started with the Tony Blairesque fake glottal stops yet?
( in vino veritas, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:39, archived)

Nope, not as far as I could hear this morning.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:41, archived)