why's Captain talking in the 3rd person
He wondered
( lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 15:38, archived)

Because Captain is full of ace.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 15:52, archived)

8 ace?

( lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 15:54, archived)