Hilary Pearoast tiem

Haha, you lost.
( jonnyfatman, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 10:20, archived)

Excellent. That means that Barack Obama will receive ammo in the brainholder soon.
You've got to love freerepublic.com
( Bingowings Fuck ya, I've been to the moon!, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 10:24, archived)

I do
If it weren't for freerepublic.com, we wouldn't have seen the exposure of the fake memo scandal that helped George Bush get re-elected.

I do wish the lefties would stop all this assassination talk though. It only encourages the loonies.
(Indole Ring, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 10:40, archived)

What is this memo thing?
And don't call me a lefty, ya soapy jizz-fuck.
( Bingowings Fuck ya, I've been to the moon!, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 10:43, archived)

An interesting little saga of the 2004 election
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rathergate
(Indole Ring, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 10:47, archived)

Bush only got reelected
because americans are idiots stupid enough to vote for an idiot twice.
( bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 11:01, archived)

Tony Blair says "Ten years, motherfucker!"
Bush has protected the Americans from terriers for seven years. I mean six. Apart from the controlled explosions that brought down the WTC and then the Pentagon was hit by a car-bomb and flight 73 was shot down.

Just listen to Vincent Price doing recipes. That will tell you all you need to know about the plot. Just reverse his voice and add drums. And chem-trails. Alex Jones. Oddly shaped chimichangas. Folderols. MC Pitman. Lembit Opik and Fox Mulder, motherfucker.


*yawns*
( Bingowings Fuck ya, I've been to the moon!, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 11:08, archived)

^ this
Only half of them voted for him IIRC...
( Colonel Boris Do I *look* like an atom smasher?, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 11:10, archived)

Blair may be an evil cunt twatter
but he isn't an idiot.
( Count Vanderhoff knulla mora di på, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 11:17, archived)

^ this, with gilded lilies on.

( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 11:27, archived)

this is why i blame him for the iraq debacle
bush was just being pointed in the direction the companies wanted him. blair knew full well what he was doing





click for huge but goodlooking
( Tom O'Bedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 11:29, archived)

Funny thing, that
The way the nation of idiots somehow manages to be richer and more powerful than all the "intelligent" countries, and the idiot candidate manages to beat the "intelligent" candidates. Repeatedly.

It's almost as if they weren't idiots at all. Nah, couldn't be. I won't challenge my assumptions.
(Indole Ring, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 11:23, archived)

you can be rich, powerful and an idiot
all at the same time. One doesn't exclude the other.
( bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 11:43, archived)

You're fired!
/Amstrad Emailer.
( Bingowings Fuck ya, I've been to the moon!, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 11:52, archived)

Hahaha, that was funny.
Career, meet Dan. Oh, sorry Dan, career has left the building.
( Bingowings Fuck ya, I've been to the moon!, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 11:01, archived)

Epic fail!

( riverghost Full on. Robot. Chubby!, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 10:25, archived)

The weird thing is I recognise both those words but when they are together I don't know what they mean
"You want it all but you can't have it"
( Bingowings Fuck ya, I've been to the moon!, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 10:28, archived)

YOU. WANT . IT ALL

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 10:46, archived)

but I can't have it
*sobs*
( Bingowings Fuck ya, I've been to the moon!, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 10:53, archived)

damn
i do wish that she wasn't throating obamas pink cock though
( sancelle says something stinks in suburbia, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 10:28, archived)

Did you hear about his "racist" wife?
Very amusing.
( Bingowings Fuck ya, I've been to the moon!, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 10:30, archived)

she's
racist against pink cocks?? lol
( sancelle says something stinks in suburbia, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 10:34, archived)

Apparently the Republicans have found a video in which the wife is railing against "whitey" and they got all excited about it
Unfortunately it turns out she was ranting about George dubbleya and was saying "Why'd he take us into Iraq? Why'd he cut taxes for the rich? Why'd he et-fucking-cetera."

Then she says something about jism and necks a pint glass of George Clooney's phlegm.

The last bit might be made up though.
( Bingowings Fuck ya, I've been to the moon!, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 10:39, archived)

I heard about his racist church
And his racist pastor, and his other racist pastor.

What do you know about his racist wife?

Is there anyone in Obama's close circle of friends who isn't racist?
(Indole Ring, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 10:38, archived)

It's a rumour that there's a video
of his wife spouting stuff about 'whitey', except that no-one's actually seen it. Perhaps by one of the 15 % of Americans who are still convinced that Obama's a muslim, so won't vote for him...
( Colonel Boris Do I *look* like an atom smasher?, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 10:40, archived)

Who fucking cares if he knows racists. At least he's not a dyed-in-the-wool cunt.

( Bingowings Fuck ya, I've been to the moon!, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 10:41, archived)

Yes he is
Anyone who went to a racist church for 20 years is a dyed-in-the-wool cunt.
(Indole Ring, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 10:45, archived)

Aye. Fair enough.
But surely the word "church" implies enemies (jews, muslims, atheists, people called Percival, etc.)
( Bingowings Fuck ya, I've been to the moon!, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 10:53, archived)

huh... a racist american president?
who'da thunk it?
( Tom O'Bedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 11:24, archived)

hehehe...
nicely, sir.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 11:29, archived)

Rolf Harris! I'm off to play Rock Band,
George Bush is an Islamic Fundamentalist obviously.
Trained by al-Qaeda in the heart of Texas, to fight for the faithful army.
He's now in the process of uniting the world
against the good ol' US of A.
The land of the free will come crashin' down if he has his way.

/stolen lyrics blog
( Bingowings Fuck ya, I've been to the moon!, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 11:37, archived)

Eat it Shillary!
This guy better not win...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DqR7zis99I&eurl=http://www.dailykos.com/storyonly/2008/6/6/173148/2461/596/531297
( Three Dog Man, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 10:34, archived)

Have you seen the full speech?
I hate the way he laughs, grins and sneers. Creepy.
( jonnyfatman, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 10:45, archived)

Well, since we're on the subject....
Do old jokes ever really wear thin?

(Crowsephine : not as supreme as a proper crow, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 10:36, archived)

i really dont get american politics
a lot of it seems to be just saying how gay your opponent is
( Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 11:16, archived)

"congratulations president obama"
"the companies would like you to watch this video, it shows the jfk assassination from a view you've probably never seen before. are there any questions?"
"urrrr.... gee... just what my policies are"
( Tom O'Bedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 11:20, archived)

*Bill Hicks Alarm*
:D good man!
( Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Sat 7 Jun 2008, 12:16, archived)

This is wank.

( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 13:19, archived)