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From the Famous Tart Cards challenge. See all 313 entries (closed)

( The Twisted Omentum www.thetwistedomentum.com, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 17:07, archived)

So I heard you like Mudkips?

( Ttssattsr Hurry, potato delicious., Sat 7 Jun 2008, 17:08, archived)

I do

( Cockweasle, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 17:20, archived)

Me too

( ClanSoul lives in the penthouse, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 17:21, archived)

You couldn're hear the words
like you are using the wrong conditioner on your hair
( The Twisted Omentum www.thetwistedomentum.com, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 17:35, archived)

I don't know how I feel about them any more.
I liked them before they were popular because I'm cool. But now, I just don't know.
( mofaha, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 17:53, archived)

I always picked mudkip, before the "OMG MUDKIPZ" craze.

( ClanSoul lives in the penthouse, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 18:08, archived)

Is that post in Dobly?

( Bingowings Fuck ya, I've been to the moon!, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 17:08, archived)

it would have bin better in dobly
it was just mixed all wrong
( The Twisted Omentum www.thetwistedomentum.com, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 17:12, archived)

I had to buy a suit the other week. I got a black one and I said to the guy in the shop that it was the blackest suit I'd ever seen.
"How much blacker could this suit be?" I asked him.

Motherfucker just looked at me.

I said "None more black" under my breath as I put my real trousers back on and then bought the suit anyway.

Spinal Tap knowledge is not a requsiteet-eet-eet-eet when I'm buying a suit.

It should be. People should have a basic grasp of Tap if they're working in Dixons... or a suit shop.
( Bingowings Fuck ya, I've been to the moon!, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 17:20, archived)

What size hat do you wear sir? 16 Yes I think we have that!

( The Twisted Omentum www.thetwistedomentum.com, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 17:31, archived)

Hats have sizes?!?
Wow.
( Bingowings Fuck ya, I've been to the moon!, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 17:36, archived)

We're out of black
do you wear brown?
( The Twisted Omentum www.thetwistedomentum.com, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 17:37, archived)

[just need to take a small sample from the back of the neck...]

(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 17:36, archived)

A chap at my college
who was studying Audio Engineering, looked at a piece of equipment in one of the studios and asked in all seriousness, "Is that a dobly unit?"

Out tutor just looked at him, suppressed a giggle and said, "Yes - that is a dobly unit."
( Mystery_Bob, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 17:32, archived)

HAHAHAHAHA
It's the twunts in life that make it worthwwhile
( The Twisted Omentum www.thetwistedomentum.com, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 17:33, archived)

ris

( Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 17:17, archived)

I am likewise
In the land of ris !
( The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 17:20, archived)

You two are banned from selling me a suit.

( Bingowings Fuck ya, I've been to the moon!, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 17:27, archived)

or me a hat
Watch the film Spinal Tap. Best film ever
( The Twisted Omentum www.thetwistedomentum.com, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 17:32, archived)

I've seen it.
It was ok.
Who's the tart ?
( The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 17:52, archived)

the baddy.

( Cockweasle, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 18:27, archived)

Hahahahahaha
Brilliant!
( Bingowings Fuck ya, I've been to the moon!, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 19:18, archived)

I wasn't going to reply
but how could I leave this behind?
(ZoomZoom, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 18:58, archived)