He has a wife you know................


my first CDC

From the Famous Tart Cards challenge. See all 313 entries (closed)

( The Twisted Omentum www.thetwistedomentum.com, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 19:20, archived)

Ghostbusters?

( riverghost bringing you bollock moustaches since, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 19:23, archived)

They had Biggus Cockroachus on floor four

( The Twisted Omentum www.thetwistedomentum.com, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 19:25, archived)

what do you find funny about Biggus Dickus?
or however its spelt

*checks script*
( Rappola, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 19:35, archived)

I ain't afraid of no
(river) ghost
(Don Logan you really think I'm gonna have that?, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 19:25, archived)

I am afraid of yes

( The Twisted Omentum www.thetwistedomentum.com, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 19:29, archived)

I am afraid of not

(Don Logan you really think I'm gonna have that?, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 19:30, archived)

Needs more pubes.
Six, to be exact.

Not bad for a first CDC, though. Nice glans.

edit: I can't believe I just said that.
( The Hedgehog From Hell www.facejuggler.com, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 19:25, archived)

Thanks for the advice
I used a mirror while doing it ( the CDC that is ) and i shaved last night.

6 you say?
( The Twisted Omentum www.thetwistedomentum.com, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 19:27, archived)

RATIO = Left nut : Right nut?
1:5
2:4
3:3
4:2
5:1
or does it not matter?
(Don Logan you really think I'm gonna have that?, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 19:27, archived)

You're using a swing-low-ometer

( The Twisted Omentum www.thetwistedomentum.com, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 19:28, archived)

Is that a statement or a question?
either way
YES
(Don Logan you really think I'm gonna have that?, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 19:30, archived)

3:3 for normal b3ta usage.
5:1 for audiophiles.
( The Hedgehog From Hell www.facejuggler.com, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 19:30, archived)

I hate audiophiles
pick on someone your own size I say
;)
(Don Logan you really think I'm gonna have that?, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 19:33, archived)

Yeeeeerrrrrsss?
You rang?
( Biggus Dickus , it was like that when I found it, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 21:22, archived)