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(Kinky Robot, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 18:09, archived)

Still busy . . .

( Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 18:19, archived)

Why has /board ground to a halt?

( Bob Todd whee, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 18:34, archived)

It's an hours silence due to Brian Blessed's death.

(Dekionplexis 333 Memory upload at Xenonet.333 (Discunt for Noonet), Tue 10 Jun 2008, 18:37, archived)

Fuck, don't joke about that shit, man.

( Bob Todd whee, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 18:38, archived)

It was just on Sky news.

(Dekionplexis 333 Memory upload at Xenonet.333 (Discunt for Noonet), Tue 10 Jun 2008, 18:42, archived)

It's not on Wikipedia yet, and those fuckers are quick.

( Bob Todd whee, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 18:43, archived)

Not quick enough Todd, NOT QUICK ENOUGH!

(Dekionplexis 333 Memory upload at Xenonet.333 (Discunt for Noonet), Tue 10 Jun 2008, 18:44, archived)

Is there a hummus drought?

( Fishcat Good morning, that's a nice tnetennba, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 18:38, archived)

everyone is calling Whitehall 1212

(Kinky Robot, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 18:40, archived)

Because we are having a Boris fight.

( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 10 Jun 2008, 18:39, archived)

I was wanking
whole different thing altogether

well almost
( Ain't nothin' but the E to the M to the motherfuckin' V cyberpimp, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 18:40, archived)

EVERYONE SING A SONG WITH ME.
AND HE LIKES TO SING ALONG AND HE LIKES TO SHOOT HIS GUN.
( Ttssattsr Hurry, potato delicious., Tue 10 Jun 2008, 18:41, archived)

then he turns it sideways
and shoves it up his bum
( sock Please call me Otto Utterfucker, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 18:44, archived)

Pete Beal sticks bananas up his bum then he bums his mum.

( Bob Todd whee, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 18:45, archived)

I got love for yoOOOoou, if you were born in the thir-tays, the thir-tays, yeah.

(Dekionplexis 333 Memory upload at Xenonet.333 (Discunt for Noonet), Tue 10 Jun 2008, 18:45, archived)

BUT HE DON'T KNOW WHAT IT MEANS.

( Ttssattsr Hurry, potato delicious., Tue 10 Jun 2008, 18:47, archived)