hahaha
FP NOW!!!
( inexpressible is not Japanese and doesn't want to be your friend, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:01, archived)

I don't really understand how the magic donkey works anymore
... does it only elevate those mortals who gain enough popularlity?
( Prof UnderCover NOT DRUNK ENOUGH, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:04, archived)

MAGIC

( lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:05, archived)

DONKEY

( Prof UnderCover NOT DRUNK ENOUGH, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:06, archived)

*cliques*

(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:05, archived)

*cough*
Who is the Magic Donkey?
His job is to look at all the stuff sent in for the newsletter and nod if he likes an item. Contrary to popular belief he doesn't handle the messageboard approvals and on no account should be thanked for adding images to the front page.
( The Zombie Pirate of Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:06, archived)

These are lies
made up by the Buffalo of lies.
( We are the lemon Boycott shampoo, Demand real poo, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:08, archived)

Different donkey I think
But damn that Buffalo!
(Lord NAgasaki, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 11:22, archived)

Oh - I see
well - that helps me out a bit... when I think of all the sacrifices I've made to the Magic Donkey trying to get a front page... silly silly me... all those poor virgins.

:(
( Prof UnderCover NOT DRUNK ENOUGH, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:09, archived)

I feel your pain
I was doing the same for years...
( The Zombie Pirate of Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:10, archived)

virgins, you say?
yay! i'm safe!
( Smash Monkey worth climbing a cheese for, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:11, archived)

no - I said I'd run out of virgins and I've had to move on...
could everyone please line up in order of purity
( Prof UnderCover NOT DRUNK ENOUGH, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:11, archived)

ummm......wait there...
*runs and hides*
( Smash Monkey worth climbing a cheese for, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:14, archived)

That cant be right,
it just gave Mongychops 2 FPs in a row.



_{Sorry Mongy}
( We are the lemon Boycott shampoo, Demand real poo, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:06, archived)

I've been trying to work out who picks the front page since I joined
and am still no closer to working out who does it other than the obvious 3
( HappyToast B3ta Art Auction http://b3ta.com/links/749374, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:08, archived)

yeah
fucking Enid Blyton...

seriously though, how often can Bob be watching the board... is he watching right now?
( Prof UnderCover NOT DRUNK ENOUGH, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:11, archived)

bob was about a second ago

( HappyToast B3ta Art Auction http://b3ta.com/links/749374, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:24, archived)

I think it's you.
You are on there all the time. I suspect cheating. Promoting your talented humorous art to the front page all the time. Tch. Disgraceful. :)
( Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:14, archived)

;)

(__, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:18, archived)

It's the moderators
Although nobody knows who they are either
( Barbarossa You'll only know I've left when I don't come back, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:19, archived)

that's who I mean
I hope you meant that
You did mean that didn't you?
( HappyToast B3ta Art Auction http://b3ta.com/links/749374, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:24, archived)

Of course...
...otherwise it'll look like I'm a complete thicky...



oh noes!
( Barbarossa You'll only know I've left when I don't come back, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:30, archived)