It is good,
but I have no camera :'(
( Count Vanderhoff knulla mora di på, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:43, archived)

Fashion toast into amusing shape and place on scanner
Close lid and scan.

( Flowerpot If in doubt, shop Freebase's head onto it, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:44, archived)

I have no scanner...
*presses toast into monitor*

look! look at the toast!

I have recording equipment, I might record some toast......
( Count Vanderhoff knulla mora di på, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:46, archived)

You could make a song using only cooking equipment
and it would count in my book.
( Quijibo Esq. BSc. Stop ITV! http://dontruinthecrystalmaze.com, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:52, archived)

I was thinking that the noise a pop up toaster makes
when the toast is done will do for the beat.
Sizzling bacon, whistling kettle, food mixer.
Combine it could all make a top tune.

( Flowerpot If in doubt, shop Freebase's head onto it, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 22:01, archived)

I might...
If I can be arsed...
( Count Vanderhoff knulla mora di på, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 22:02, archived)