my first peatoast!


From the Cooking with B3ta challenge. See all 203 entries (closed)

(polished turd was intentionally vague on, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 3:47, archived)

om nom nom.
I could really go for some toats right now.

Also woo!
( Caewan SIDEWAYS fucks YOU <3, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 3:48, archived)

I really need some breakfast
I been asleep since about 6 and am feeling a bit peckish
( discomeats COME BACK MOGGY! FOR GREAT JUSTICE!, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 3:51, archived)

I haven't gone to sleep yet.
:(
( Caewan SIDEWAYS fucks YOU <3, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 3:52, archived)

you'll be all tiredy in the day
and if you operate complicated machinery you'll cause a mishap and chop everything up
( discomeats COME BACK MOGGY! FOR GREAT JUSTICE!, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 3:53, archived)

The only complicated machinery i will be near tommorow
should be revision books.
But we all know how deadly they are :|
( Caewan SIDEWAYS fucks YOU <3, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 3:54, archived)

in your exams just write "MLGMLNGLMGNLMGLNGLMGNLGMGLNGLMGLNGLM"
they'll be really appreciative of your insight and give you top marks
( discomeats COME BACK MOGGY! FOR GREAT JUSTICE!, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 3:55, archived)

I was asked "Why do ammonites suture lines become more complex through evolution?"
t'other day. I really didn't know so i wrote "improved fashion sense"
edit:and now i think about it, it doesn't really make sense.

i hope the examiner has a weird sense of humour, though, i will do that if i can't think of stuff in the next one :)
( Caewan SIDEWAYS fucks YOU <3, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 3:57, archived)

but that is the reason, surely?

( discomeats COME BACK MOGGY! FOR GREAT JUSTICE!, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 5:02, archived)