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From the Cooking with B3ta challenge. See all 203 entries (closed)

(Sirch is Chris, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 12:38, archived)

is that image really square? *squints*
i think you've just invented a new optical illusion
( grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 12:39, archived)

Nah
He's leaning backwards because he likes to thrust his cock in people's personal space.
( Joliet has a bun in the oven. Gas Mark 1 for 9 months, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 12:42, archived)

The knife is at the wrong angle...
Rotate it about 90 degrees anticlockwise and move it forward about a foot...
( Beastie is doing science with his arse, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 12:39, archived)

:D

( The Zombie Pirate of Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 12:41, archived)

He's not as big a cock as ainsley harriot

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 13 Jun 2008, 12:42, archived)

Do you mean "chirpy ol' fuckface"
as I like to call him
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 12:44, archived)

No I mean the black prick that occasionally gets broadcast in Oz
he wastes part of the EM spectrum
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 13 Jun 2008, 12:47, archived)

It's retaliation for giving us "Neighbours"

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 12:50, archived)

I can only apologise for that

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 13 Jun 2008, 12:53, archived)

I used to like neighbours.
Especially the one where Madge was a ninja
( Cockweasle, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 13:24, archived)

Did you cook this?

(__, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 12:43, archived)

Let's just say that Jamie wasn't the only gimp involved

(Sirch is Chris, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 12:44, archived)

Bindun a thousand times.
I even did it to a real book.
( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 12:44, archived)