and smearing yourself in toothpaste,
acts as a repelant to all insurgents
( theoriginalsteve CAPS LOCK IS HOW I FEEL INSIDE ALL THE TIME, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 11:49, archived)

they fear its minty whitness.

( Thor_sonofodin Sent from my Nokia 9210 Communicator, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 11:54, archived)