Romantic Meal



Bring a bottle...of KY

From the Cooking with B3ta challenge. See all 203 entries (closed)

(Freaky Styley wondered where the nice B3TAns went, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:36, archived)

Skillz.

( Caewan SIDEWAYS fucks YOU <3, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:38, archived)

Tarts and Vicars
Will do.
(cenaris is creative when lit, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:38, archived)

YOU CALLED?
pretend internet vicar at your service.
( Caewan SIDEWAYS fucks YOU <3, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:39, archived)

you're kidding?
in the thames?
( Tom O'Bedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:39, archived)

WE LANDED ON THE MOON

( yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:40, archived)

i mutter this to myself as a mantra whenever i see chavs

( Tom O'Bedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:42, archived)

i mutter this to chavs whenever i see a mantra

( yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:43, archived)

I mantra over chavs whenever I mutter on the moon

( Evilscary 40% Evil, 60% Scary, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:44, archived)

Maybe your legs had just grow

( ClanSoul lives in the penthouse, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:51, archived)

fail

( lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:41, archived)

I saw a bar called TWIX the other day
and I just had to tell the internet
( Mighty Nibus SHUT UP YOU NOISY FUCKING GREEKS, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:41, archived)

lies

( god save the queen http://www.hatfield-anti-incineration.co.uk/, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:42, archived)

although it might have been this

( Mighty Nibus SHUT UP YOU NOISY FUCKING GREEKS, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:43, archived)

Tehe :D Its like mr bean and his twiglets all over again :)
Twix jokes?
*sneaks this in www.b3ta.com/links/Matwix *
( Caewan SIDEWAYS fucks YOU <3, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:46, archived)

( Mushroom, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:43, archived)

why are you trying to put that in me?

( Thor_sonofodin Sent from my Nokia 9210 Communicator, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:44, archived)

*wrings out piss-soaked mind*
Top o' the 'ning to you Mr O'Fodin!
( Professor Kenny Martin Purplestock 2012, check my profile, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:45, archived)

Ning to you Prof
i trust you're well and clean shaven.
( Thor_sonofodin Sent from my Nokia 9210 Communicator, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:49, archived)

Er... one out of two isn't bad is it? That's nearly 50%

( Professor Kenny Martin Purplestock 2012, check my profile, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:57, archived)

i meant you balls, man, you ball are cleanly shaven are they not.
under regulation 1256652.2663 subclause 3a
( Thor_sonofodin Sent from my Nokia 9210 Communicator, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:04, archived)

I've got something to put in you!

( Professor Kenny Martin Purplestock 2012, check my profile, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:44, archived)

hahaha

( Barbarossa You'll only know I've left when I don't come back, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:45, archived)

Yay!

( ClanSoul lives in the penthouse, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:50, archived)

woo!

( charlie?, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:53, archived)

( Mighty Nibus SHUT UP YOU NOISY FUCKING GREEKS, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:56, archived)

( Barbarossa You'll only know I've left when I don't come back, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:57, archived)

why is it a cow?
*confused*
(The Ear-Trumpet Addicting is NOT a word., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 17:23, archived)

hahaha

( Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:58, archived)

it goes with these

( Mighty Nibus SHUT UP YOU NOISY FUCKING GREEKS, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:02, archived)

i saw one called a snickers.

it made me snicker like a school girl.
( Thor_sonofodin Sent from my Nokia 9210 Communicator, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:43, archived)

Pah!

( Barbarossa You'll only know I've left when I don't come back, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:53, archived)

two fingers you say?
chocolate, biscuit AND caramel you say?
( yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:43, archived)

Oh, God,
I want a twix now :(
( Thinker, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:45, archived)

I had a king-size one last week.
It's like TWO TWIXES! Except it's only ONE! Ahahaaahaha
( Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:59, archived)

Bit old, and muchly posted newperson
Sorry.

Plus it's not shopped, which is generally frowned upon here
( Evilscary 40% Evil, 60% Scary, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:43, archived)

i feared this would happen
www.b3ta.com/board/8471368
( god save the queen http://www.hatfield-anti-incineration.co.uk/, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:44, archived)

I seem to have misplaced
all the evidence of my Jane Asher-esque prowess. I have a funny feeling they have fallen foul of my obscure file name system. But I will keep looking!

I get the message, I fail on this count. Totally. I am off to beat myself with nettles and generally think on.
(Freaky Styley wondered where the nice B3TAns went, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:56, archived)

and for afters:

( Haku "Chris Waddle!" - http://b3ta.com/board/10647831, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:44, archived)

I think you're mistaking the B3ta Image challenge for a place to post images you found on the internet
which now makes me question your boy george cake
( HappyToast B3ta Art Auction http://b3ta.com/links/749374, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:45, archived)

^This

( Caewan SIDEWAYS fucks YOU <3, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:48, archived)

I tried looking it up
but I found this pic instead and was overcome with mirth
( Mighty Nibus SHUT UP YOU NOISY FUCKING GREEKS, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:48, archived)

yeah he was in an episode
I think he was off his face on crack at the time too
( HappyToast B3ta Art Auction http://b3ta.com/links/749374, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:01, archived)

Oh No...
...these are fresh out of my cupboard. Cock Soup from local shop, Disco Biscuits from Aldi.

I know, Cock Soup is an oldie but you can't get enough of its cocky goodness. Well I can't anyway.
(Freaky Styley wondered where the nice B3TAns went, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:49, archived)

How does Cock Soup taste?
Is it thick and creamy?

No innuendo here at all, I'm actually genuinely curious.
( Thinker, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:53, archived)

Jussi Pussi -> Juicey pussey
any phrase with 'bag'/'pussi' in is good for a larf.
(alloydog, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:18, archived)

you started well, but you are slipping with this...
careful now!
( theoriginalsteve CAPS LOCK IS HOW I FEEL INSIDE ALL THE TIME, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:49, archived)

I'm sorry
I got a bit over-excited
(Freaky Styley wondered where the nice B3TAns went, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:50, archived)

not a problem,
but be warned, you will get arse-raped with things that aren't yours, pearoasts in a new thread, unshopped pics (most of the time) and oversized images. Also, posting NSFW stuff will make you VERY unpopular
( theoriginalsteve CAPS LOCK IS HOW I FEEL INSIDE ALL THE TIME, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:54, archived)

After everyone's right-clicked and saved as... =)

( Professor Kenny Martin Purplestock 2012, check my profile, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:58, archived)

unless it's of some really hot woman
with big tits
( Barbarossa You'll only know I've left when I don't come back, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:58, archived)

An alternative pud?

(NickBlinko Papas Adrianas, Papas Adrianas, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:27, archived)