bindun? =D


seriously though, we set him and his brothers on the gold medallists in bejing and think how good they'll be come 2012. i think of everything

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( Tom O'Bedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 14:02, archived)

YES PLEASE YES PLEASE YES PLEASE

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 14:03, archived)

I wish I heard that more often

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 19 Jun 2008, 14:04, archived)

after i've got my £35m south sea island with coffee plantation and my airship i'm putting anything else i earn into building xenomorphs
/life plan
( Tom O'Bedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 14:05, archived)

*smiles hopefully*
I would be a very, very, very good girl for the rest of time if I eventually got to have a xenobaby of my very own to cuddle and mother and love.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 14:08, archived)

you terrify me so much
if you ever have kids you're going to be disappointed if they don't claw their way out of your chest cavity aren't you?
( Tom O'Bedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 14:10, archived)

Slightly, but I think the pain of a normal birth should distract me enough.
They're going to have awesome fancy dress costumes, though.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 14:11, archived)

mine too :) i was showing off some of my best to face yesterday. i love fancy dress
i'm trying to work out how i'm going to bestival as cthulhu in septembre
( Tom O'Bedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 14:13, archived)

You need some lycra, lots of floristry wire, a decent sewing technique
and patience.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 14:16, archived)

Lycra?!
Wouldn't that just look shockingly appaling. I would imagine to get tentacles working you would need some kind of latex/rubber/possibly foam and then coat it in lots of uber clear drying glue so it looks like it is covered in dribbling ooze.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 14:19, archived)

lyrca look appalling? have you seen this body?

( Tom O'Bedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 14:20, archived)

Yes and I've still not fully recovered.

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 14:22, archived)

Lycra's best for stretching over bent wire and not having it bunch too much.
It's also cheap, easy to stitch, strong, comes in a huge array of colours and prints and skims over any holes in stuffing well.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 14:21, archived)

this most of my plan. i've also got some fairy wings i'm gonna spray paint and fuck up
sewing i've never been able to manage though
( Tom O'Bedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 14:19, archived)

You can't have a baby alien and Vasquez.
Bit of a dilemma.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 14:11, archived)

I bloody can if the shackles are strong enough.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 14:12, archived)

Pfft, amateur.
Mad scientists do not have giant south sea islands. They have underground labs or off sea oil rigs with autonomous sovereignty.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 14:09, archived)

its not that giant. it just has a coffee plantation

( Tom O'Bedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 14:10, archived)

Are you going to be Mr Makuza/ Philip Smith?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 14:12, archived)

"I'm going to have to give you the sack humourously
because I obviously am clinically depressed and as such take a dim and irresponsible view of my plantations profit margins."
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 14:14, archived)

not at all. i shall be a kind benevolent dictator so long as coffee is brought to me on time.
i shall be too busy exploring the lost world from my zepplin
( Tom O'Bedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 14:15, archived)

Are you Cid Highwind?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 14:18, archived)

He's not rugged or tall enough.
Or cool enough really.

Random Fact: If I ever get dropped into battle following a long truck, plane, helicopter journey, I want Cid's Theme pumping out at maximum volume throughout the trip.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 14:20, archived)

much better than that
i'm going to floating around south america in a pith helmet, red jacket and elephant gun shooting dinosaurs
( Tom O'Bedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 14:23, archived)

It's like you are saying these things
purely to mock my life long ambitions...
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 14:24, archived)

I shall stay in London, running around the underground in my petticoats

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 14:26, archived)

Another timmy?
www.b3ta.com/board/8477425
( Evilscary 40% Evil, 60% Scary, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 14:03, archived)

popular name for masocts that.
plus thats horrible :)

more dan's cat!
( Tom O'Bedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 14:04, archived)

I'll see what I can do
In the meantime:


( Evilscary 40% Evil, 60% Scary, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 14:05, archived)

heh the denizens that aren't :)

( Tom O'Bedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 14:07, archived)

All this and more next time on your favourite super-hero TV programme:
GENERAL VIOLENCE
*theme tune*
( petehix A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 19 Jun 2008, 14:12, archived)

o_0

( Thor_sonofodin Sent from my Nokia 9210 Communicator, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 14:03, archived)

hahah!

( Stephen_Seagul, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 14:03, archived)

YES
*click*
( petehix A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 19 Jun 2008, 14:04, archived)

hahahahah, excellent!

( theoriginalsteve "Evil will always triumph because good is dumb", Thu 19 Jun 2008, 14:27, archived)