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(benjstevo had sex with your mother on, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 10:57, archived)

(benjstevo had sex with your mother on, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 10:57, archived)

Didn't you just post this?

( mediocre HONKA HONKA, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 10:58, archived)

Yup...

( Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 26 Jun 2008, 10:58, archived)

I did, but removed it straight away...

(benjstevo had sex with your mother on, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 10:58, archived)

Oops.
Prepare to be nazied.
( A Vagabond , a bovine masturbation century, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 10:59, archived)

indeedy
*gets large dildo and applies fresh chilli*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 26 Jun 2008, 11:03, archived)

kevin bloody wilson? is that you?

( Tom O'Bedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 11:08, archived)

no but he is good.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 26 Jun 2008, 11:10, archived)

*facepalm*

( Tom O'Bedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 11:16, archived)

there is this:
au.youtube.com/watch?v=Pyp0yNIjWmY
This is probably tough for a lot of the local references. In fact, look at a map of aus first...
ed: yeah that is very local, haven't heard it for ages though.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 26 Jun 2008, 11:18, archived)

KILL HIM
with fish knives

never ever delete a thread. deleted threads leave holes in your trousers and fuck the board.
( The Tig and me, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 11:03, archived)

hahah.. nice

( glubglub should be working on, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 10:58, archived)

no roundabout is magic
which is a shame some times
( Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 10:59, archived)

Clearly you've never found any decent acid in the early hours of the morning in the middle of Somerset.

( A Vagabond , a bovine masturbation century, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 11:00, archived)

....
acid scrumpy
( Joe Scaramanga and the Tiny Jack the Ripper Trio, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 11:02, archived)

i have a flagon of scrumpy here

( Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 11:03, archived)

is it orange
and cloudy?

With a slight whiff of vinegar?

It's the only way to be sure
( Joe Scaramanga and the Tiny Jack the Ripper Trio, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 11:04, archived)

it has just melted part of the floor
this is the real stuff
( Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 11:05, archived)

Excellent...
I see Sainsbury's have started selling Thatchers, my local brew when i was a young 'un.

But it's not the same
( Joe Scaramanga and the Tiny Jack the Ripper Trio, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 11:07, archived)

if it's fizzy, it is not real cider
you should be able to see things floating in it for it to be real cider
( Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 11:08, archived)

it ought to be warm, flat and nuclear fucking orange

( Tom O'Bedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 11:10, archived)

oh god arrrrrrr

( Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 11:11, archived)

argh argh argh....

( Tom O'Bedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 11:17, archived)

This this this
With added FUCKING
( A Vagabond , a bovine masturbation century, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 11:31, archived)

don't need drugs for that
my life is much like a acid trip
( Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 11:02, archived)

i'm gonna go ahead and doubt that.
unless you often commune with extraplanar sex entities who really want to explain to you why toast is so good
( Tom O'Bedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 11:09, archived)

well i do eat a lot of toast

( Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 11:10, archived)

You just deleted the earlier one, and posted it again?
Cunt.
( ClanSoul thanks, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 10:59, archived)

Removed it about 30 seconds after I posted
tnuc.
(benjstevo had sex with your mother on, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 11:00, archived)

Why?

( ClanSoul thanks, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 11:00, archived)

Web server going down temporarily = no-one seeing it
= bottom of board :(
(benjstevo had sex with your mother on, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 11:02, archived)

= way it goes= tough shit
=read the faqs
( Joe Scaramanga and the Tiny Jack the Ripper Trio, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 11:03, archived)

smoking kills?
oh faqs...
( The Tig and me, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 11:05, archived)

Why the delete button then?
Link me to the exact faq :P
(benjstevo had sex with your mother on, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 11:05, archived)

take your bumming like a good boy
www.b3ta.com/features/faq/#edit
www.b3ta.com/features/faq/#repost
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 26 Jun 2008, 11:10, archived)

beep!
The reason I didn't edit was that there was nothing to edit. Why the issue? Get on with your lives! :)
(benjstevo had sex with your mother on, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 11:12, archived)

you started a thread right
that was there to edit. And deleting people's comments is rude.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 26 Jun 2008, 11:14, archived)

There were none when I clicked...
Write it down as the momentous day when for the first time, ever, I deleted a thread. Read it daily, and reflect on the wow-ness. zOMG at the mistake that was made. My heartfelt aplogies go out to everyone offended. By the grace, please insert a large zucchini into my bung hole.
(benjstevo had sex with your mother on, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 11:16, archived)

Ah I see!
well, in that case, it's a bit of an um ah situation then...*shrugs* no zucchini from me
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 26 Jun 2008, 11:24, archived)

if you delete it takes bandwidth
then kittens die

not everyone has unlimited bandwidth, so use the edit key
( The Tig and me, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 11:19, archived)

The bandwidth of the images was mine anyway
(if that's what you mean)
(benjstevo had sex with your mother on, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 11:22, archived)

It's not.
He means that when an image loads, it's downloaded.
And that download adds to our bandwidth, and some people have to pay a lot of money if they go over bandwidth limits, which is why the filesize limit is there.
And as many people downloaded your image twice, that's just over 64.5kb.
What if that took them over the limit? You may have starved their children.
You MONSTER.
( ClanSoul thanks, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 11:25, archived)

Once it's downloaded it's cached regardless of whether it's reposted or not
so you only have to download it once, whatever.

There's absolutely NOTHING wrong with deleting a thread that has no replies.
( Barbarossa Barbarossa Barbarossa Barbarossa Barbarossa, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 11:28, archived)

Damn right.
Unless you are a fan of Ctrl-F5

*hugs*

A SUPPORTER!
(benjstevo had sex with your mother on, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 11:29, archived)

i just get a cap busted in my arse
and my parents get unhappy
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 26 Jun 2008, 11:28, archived)

I see what you mean *cries*
hah! Not really!


I hope their children have to be taken away by Social Services as a direct result of this.
(benjstevo had sex with your mother on, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 11:28, archived)

Here:
www.b3ta.com/features/faq/#repost
( ClanSoul thanks, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 11:11, archived)

i did read the faqs
they then just minced at me and called me a bitch
( Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 11:06, archived)

are you saying, damn us all for pushing your post down the page
?
( Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 11:04, archived)

Yes! Damn you all to hell!

(benjstevo had sex with your mother on, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 11:06, archived)

as its peatime

( Joe Scaramanga and the Tiny Jack the Ripper Trio, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 11:02, archived)

:D
hehe.
( glubglub should be working on, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 11:04, archived)

haha :)
So I'm not the only one who hates the twat then :D
( Jeccius 3DS friend code 4897-6337-7123, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 11:05, archived)

Who...
...is the woman who isn't Jordan? Looks a bit like Cameron Diaz.
(nasalhair The Twix guy!, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 11:19, archived)

no idea
some cab totty or something

Probably some readers wife or something
( Joe Scaramanga and the Tiny Jack the Ripper Trio, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 11:35, archived)

OK
Just thought she was supposed to be a famous person or something. Carry on.
(nasalhair The Twix guy!, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 21:27, archived)