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(benjstevo had sex with your mother on, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 11:34, archived)

(benjstevo had sex with your mother on, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 11:34, archived)

RELEASE THE HOUNDS OF WAAAAAAAAAAR

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 26 Jun 2008, 11:35, archived)

haha :)

( prodigy69 's World of Stuff, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 11:39, archived)

I think I posted this at the wrong time
should have posted it dayshift, not gayshift.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 26 Jun 2008, 11:42, archived)

there's not a wrong time of day round here..just the wrong kind of user name ;)

( prodigy69 's World of Stuff, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 11:46, archived)

:D
oh, that could include me

*cries*
( discomeats lives like a windrammer!, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 11:47, archived)

haha fuck 'em

( prodigy69 's World of Stuff, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 11:49, archived)

you're right!
*grabs tub of lubrilard*

:D
( discomeats lives like a windrammer!, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 11:54, archived)

:( what's wrong with my username?
or is it that i am a pain in the arse half the time?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 26 Jun 2008, 11:48, archived)

I never said there was anything wrong with yours..
just a generalisation
( prodigy69 's World of Stuff, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 11:52, archived)

Heeheee, yes I'd noticed that
some people took ages to be able to read mine...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 26 Jun 2008, 11:53, archived)

Oh I absolutely love this.
In fact, I think I'm going to sex it.

*sexes*
( A Vagabond , a bovine masturbation century, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 11:40, archived)

you think that if I went and showed this to a girl in a bar
she'd do the same to me?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 26 Jun 2008, 11:42, archived)

of course she will!
if she dissagrees say someone on the internet said she would.
( discomeats lives like a windrammer!, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 11:47, archived)

That'll help grandly

( Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 11:50, archived)

of course it will, someone on the internet said it would
:)
( discomeats lives like a windrammer!, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 11:55, archived)

was talking to a mate today about my lack of feminie company
he said, make friends with her and then say to her you wanna take it further or not at all.

I said 'yeah, i was thinking of acting like i do on the net, so after she replied to me a couple of times i was gunna say tits or gtfo.'
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 26 Jun 2008, 11:50, archived)

I can honestly say that a more forward approach tends to make a guy more attractive
but "TITS OR GTFO" may be seen as a teeny bit lame :)
( Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 11:53, archived)

i think going to a bar and starting a conversation with a girl would be moe effective
but what do i know? i'm a hopeless romantic
( Tom O'Bedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 11:49, archived)

Speaking of bars
how was the interview?

:)
( Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 11:51, archived)

i think i got the job :)

( Tom O'Bedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 12:07, archived)

Eeeeee!
Congratulations :)

When will you start?
( Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 12:22, archived)

you mean talk to someone I don't know.
do you know how hard that is?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 26 Jun 2008, 11:51, archived)

no

( Tom O'Bedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 12:12, archived)

Or he could
walk up to a girl, glare at her and say 'I own you now. You will follow me back to my place, whereupon you will remove all of your clothing, kneel at my feet and shut the fuck up'.

That'd work on some girls.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 11:52, archived)

haha

( prodigy69 's World of Stuff, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 11:55, archived)

some girls

Face
( Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 11:55, archived)

If he does that, he'll be having words with my knuckles.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 11:56, archived)

you have talking knuckles?
woo :D
( discomeats lives like a windrammer!, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 12:00, archived)

I look like a bit like Sebastien Chabal
I think that will get me arrested.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 26 Jun 2008, 11:56, archived)

You do?
DON'T GO TELLING ME THINGS LIKE THAT.

*rubs thighs*
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 11:59, archived)

I really don't know with responses here
whether they are actually genuine.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 26 Jun 2008, 12:14, archived)

:O
CHABAL IS A HUNK
( Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 11:59, archived)

Well, I'm not quite as tall (~ about 3/4 in)
Not as much muscle, just as heavy, just as hairy.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 26 Jun 2008, 12:15, archived)

Phwoaaar
PICS PLS?

:D
( Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 12:19, archived)

you first

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 26 Jun 2008, 12:22, archived)

awesome
thats plain awesome :)
( Tom O'Bedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 12:03, archived)

BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARG
I will eat chicken today, oh yes, tasty plump chicken
( discomeats lives like a windrammer!, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 11:40, archived)

raw

( Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 11:40, archived)

no, tis cooked
in it's own juices
( discomeats lives like a windrammer!, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 11:41, archived)

raw in its own juices

( Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 11:41, archived)

raw raw raw yer boet

( discomeats lives like a windrammer!, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 11:42, archived)

would they be chicken jizz juice, it will be cooked in

( Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 11:43, archived)

the owl and the pussycat
sat in a fucking basket

in a sea of chicken jizz

owl: "What the fuck!"
pussycat: "Crazy shit! Pass me another spliff, man"
owl: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH"
( discomeats lives like a windrammer!, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 11:45, archived)

just imagine if he shouted when he orgasmed

( Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 11:40, archived)

the sonic shockwaves could cause his sexy tiem partner to explode

( discomeats lives like a windrammer!, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 11:41, archived)

sexy exploding death
yes!!!!!
( Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 11:44, archived)

Domo Blessed!

( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 11:45, archived)