keep your distance


From the Literal Road Signs challenge. See all 678 entries (closed)

( h3donist totally spamming my novel - see profile :), Sat 28 Jun 2008, 23:56, archived)

Terror RIS
#:(
(coliander did NOT rape discomeats' fucking cement, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 23:59, archived)

( PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Sun 29 Jun 2008, 0:07, archived)

ahhh
this is an interesting style of ris, I like it
( discomeats lives like a windrammer!, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 0:23, archived)

I would keep 500 miles
if the sign said i had to
( owensanity, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 23:59, archived)

I would walk 500 miles
if the sign said I had to
( epiphany coming live from Umeå, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 0:00, archived)

and I would walk 500 more
if the sign said I had to
(Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 0:08, archived)

"When I wake up, well I know I'm gonna be..."
etc.
( PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Sun 29 Jun 2008, 0:17, archived)

Ima rissing like a nazi collaborator

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 0:03, archived)

"keep apart 2 chevrons"
so he kept apart 2 chevrons all the way until the bloke stopped and asked why he was following him

it's an old Dave Spikey gag, not that funny but I can't think of anymore "literal signs" at the moment

/goes back to /talk
( h3donist totally spamming my novel - see profile :), Sun 29 Jun 2008, 0:09, archived)

chevrons?
where's the Stargate element ?
( Haku now has over 16kg in 1p's and 2p's, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 0:06, archived)

indeed

( greedydave Keep me in the fridge, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 0:18, archived)

hahahaha Amy Winehouse has allegedly punched a fan while singing at Glastonbury
where can she go from here? slagging off the queen? shitting on a picture of the pope? killing children on stage?

Maybe it should be next week's image challenge :D

*edit - now with footage news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7479092.stm
( HappyToast was waiting for the Dredd trailer on, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 0:16, archived)

"where can she go from here? slagging off the queen? shitting on a picture of the pope? killing children on stage?"
I'm betting on drug fueled death.
( Monty Propps, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 0:18, archived)

betting hoping

Obvious really
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 0:19, archived)

( PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Sun 29 Jun 2008, 0:20, archived)

I personally thought JAY-Z kicked fucking ass
He's not my favouritest rapper in the world, I'm not really into this new fangled commercial rap, but he put on a great show and shoved a big metal dildo up the asses of the nay-sayers who said he didn't belong there.
(coliander did NOT rape discomeats' fucking cement, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 0:24, archived)

His cover of Wonderwall made me laugh
anything sticking two fingers up at Oasis gets my vote
( HappyToast was waiting for the Dredd trailer on, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 0:26, archived)

Oh hell, ^this^

( The Hedgehog From Hell should be drowned like a superfluous kitten, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 0:48, archived)

that's it take the easy option
I'm hoping for "wrestling Prince Charles to the floor and breaking his nose at Lakeside Thurrock while signing photos of paedophilia and handing them out to fans"
( HappyToast was waiting for the Dredd trailer on, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 0:22, archived)

You're a glass half full person.
I bet you 50p that I win.
( Monty Propps, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 0:26, archived)

coward, playing it safe with early death!

( HappyToast was waiting for the Dredd trailer on, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 0:29, archived)

Coward! Not accepting the bet!
Because you know you'll lose ;)
( Monty Propps, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 0:31, archived)

What a sterling suggestion!
I think you should animate that!
( Electric Otter Tempura Hse: A shelter for lightly battered women., Sun 29 Jun 2008, 0:40, archived)

To be fair, it looked more like someone grabbed her and she attempted to yank herself away
However, the attempted guitar playing by her on stage was a true act of brutality.
(coliander did NOT rape discomeats' fucking cement, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 0:19, archived)

"Troubled Winehouse".
Fucking hell, the BBC is descending further into bullshit tabloid newspeak every day.
( The Hedgehog From Hell should be drowned like a superfluous kitten, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 0:21, archived)

Quick, a celebrity did a thing. Call somebody!
spikevenice-head.blogspot.com/2008/06/television-personality-has-questionable.html
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 0:22, archived)

Hahaha.
I've never met a journalist who wasn't an unspeakable cunt deserving a slow, painful death.
( The Hedgehog From Hell should be drowned like a superfluous kitten, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 0:24, archived)

Neither have I.
But then again I've never met any journalists, so that's rather futile logic.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 0:27, archived)

There are quite a few journalists who I respect.
I pray I never actually meet them and discover that they're exactly the same as the exploitative scum I have met.
( The Hedgehog From Hell should be drowned like a superfluous kitten, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 0:30, archived)

I don't read the papers at all, the only thing I will read is Charlie Brooker's column sporadically.
But he's a columnist now by all accounts, despite the fact in another life he used to be a game journalist.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 0:38, archived)

I review software and books for a magazine
and write some articles, I'd like to think I'm not that deserving of suffering :(
( HappyToast was waiting for the Dredd trailer on, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 0:30, archived)

which mag?

( PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Sun 29 Jun 2008, 0:31, archived)

3D world
and have done Computer Arts, Digit and a few others
( HappyToast was waiting for the Dredd trailer on, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 0:34, archived)

No, no, no, you're an entirely different species.
I think you know the kind of journalist I refer to, sorry if I unintentionally tarred you with the same brush.
( The Hedgehog From Hell should be drowned like a superfluous kitten, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 0:32, archived)

Especially sorry because it had the ebola virus on it.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 0:34, archived)

:)

( HappyToast was waiting for the Dredd trailer on, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 0:35, archived)

quick! sensationalize this!

( HappyToast was waiting for the Dredd trailer on, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 0:23, archived)

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( PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Sun 29 Jun 2008, 0:25, archived)

oh dear, stupid woman is stupid
:D
( discomeats lives like a windrammer!, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 0:26, archived)

" Amy Winehouse 'lashes out' at fan"
'Amy Winehouse lashes out at "fan"'
( owensanity, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 0:35, archived)

I get it.

( Monty Propps, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 0:17, archived)

I'm afraid I have to agree


edit: OH! I get it now :D
( discomeats lives like a windrammer!, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 0:25, archived)

ris man please don't hurt me

( mofaha sitting quietly, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 0:28, archived)

and, I might add

( discomeats lives like a windrammer!, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 0:30, archived)

hahahahha
the 3rd and 1st ones are bestest
( epiphany coming live from Umeå, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 0:28, archived)

I also have "national ris monument" image
but I can't find the damn thing, plus I keep trying to redo it and making it worse everytime

quality artworks a speciality :D

:/
( discomeats lives like a windrammer!, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 0:32, archived)