In the cellar!


From the Literal Road Signs challenge. See all 678 entries (closed)

(kwality8, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 20:56, archived)

josef fritzel:
living the dream.
( Rappola, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 20:56, archived)

I don't like Fritzel posts.
The fucking sick cunt.
( Mstandot Trying to worm his way back in, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 20:58, archived)

at least he looked after his kids
didn't forget to lock the door when he fucked off out for tapas
( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:05, archived)

Oh Mongy, of all the people to reply it has to be you!!
;)
How's life?
( Mstandot Trying to worm his way back in, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:08, archived)

Actually, the strangest thing about it all is that he does appear to have genuinely cared for his family.
The normal 'sex slave' scenario doesn't seem to fit - just 'mad sick fucker' really.
( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:11, archived)

Those children are being attacked by lightning
and approached by a child rapist simultaneously, how unlucky
( Cockweasle, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:06, archived)

Running in his direction!!!
They're fucked!!
( Mstandot Trying to worm his way back in, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:08, archived)

Maybe if they time it right, the lightning will strike Fritzl instead

( Cockweasle, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:12, archived)

to be fair, in their situation
i would run away from the lightning
( plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:13, archived)

"Maybe we can outrun this lightning that's chasing us. Oh no, there's a paedophile blocking our path"

( Cockweasle, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:14, archived)

"Quick, let's hide in this cellar"

( Mstandot Trying to worm his way back in, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:16, archived)

hahahahaha

( Cockweasle, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:17, archived)

one of the less successful
1980s home computer text adventures
( plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:16, archived)

Mastertronic £1.99 range

( Cockweasle, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:21, archived)