If its any consolation...
I dumped my gf three weeks ago and she's being a crazed bitch... bloody women
( Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 21:02, archived)

that would explain
why she's being so odd with rnuk.
( martian, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 21:03, archived)

This could be true...
Although the txts that she sends are amusing. Thor suggested that I put up a site of all of them and allow people to suggest replies!
( Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 21:04, archived)

ooh go on
did she say she wanted you to lick her aunt?

predicative text can be a nightmare sometimes.
( martian, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 21:05, archived)

Have you had too much sugar in your tea?
You're being quite funny tonight :op
( Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 21:07, archived)

no, i'm just bored
i finished all my work at about half six, but i can't be bothered to go back home before going out near holborn. so... here i am. off in a few minutes though.

and btw - i'm this funny ALL the time.
( martian, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 21:09, archived)

Oh sorry,
I forgot you were funny.

Have a good night buddy.
( Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 21:16, archived)

mate of mine has
a girlfriend called Amy - but the word the phone suggests before 'Amy' is 'cow'...
( Batsgirl, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 21:08, archived)

my flatmate
is called abi. my phone suggests her name is in fact 'bag'.
( zerolicious, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 21:21, archived)

you
like bag?
( Batsgirl, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 21:23, archived)

My sister's name, in predictive text:
Rabid Agony.

She's quite proud.
(Not very much gravitas at all, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 21:32, archived)

Does she phone you at
2, 3, and 4 in the morning, then hang up as soon as you answer?
( Baz Fuck off, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 21:07, archived)

No, she phones me at that time
telling me all the naughty things she'd like to do to me.
( Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 21:09, archived)

Ah well.
BT do this thing so you can block certain numbers if things get bad enough.
( Baz Fuck off, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 21:10, archived)

That could come in handy!
Can you say, "Can I block this number because my ex keeps calling to tell me she wants to suck my todger?"
( Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 21:12, archived)

why not record her
and then let people listen to them for the price of a premium-rate phone call?
( martian, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 21:14, archived)

Didn't think about that...
I like it! I like it a lot!
( Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 21:18, archived)

Kicked out my girlfriend of six years about three weeks ago..
...she slept with someone at work.....
...
....bugger!!
(...mmm..., Wed 26 Feb 2003, 21:24, archived)