pearoast
OOOoh.... spooky.
Posted THIS www.b3ta.com/board/8516540
at 2:30am..

BBC posted THIS at 8:06am news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7482799.stm

Edit:
Quick, have a pic too...

(Virulent http://www.cpromptsolutions.co.uk, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 10:43, archived)

No no no no

( Evilscary 40% Evil, 60% Scary, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 10:44, archived)

D'oh!!!!
Wrong board!!!!!
Arrrrgh!!!

(Bends over to accept fatal bumming)
(Virulent http://www.cpromptsolutions.co.uk, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 10:45, archived)

Cool, a willing victim
*lubes*

*unzips*

*voilates with aubergines*
( Evilscary 40% Evil, 60% Scary, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 10:46, archived)

lube?
You've gone soft in your old age, Evil...
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 10:47, archived)

the lube contains extracts of mint and ylang ylang
to stop him from going soft in his old age
( Prof UnderCover NOT DRUNK ENOUGH, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 10:49, archived)

you keep your aubergines
in a zipped up bag... now THAT'S dedication to ... text mime..? narrative?

Well - whatever it is - I have hurt my ankle :(
( Prof UnderCover NOT DRUNK ENOUGH, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 10:48, archived)

maybe they heard the news from somewhere else first
maybe you failed this time.

Bang out a funny pic and get it in the post.
( lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 10:46, archived)

Quicker to dig out an older one
Edited
(Phew!)
Sorry peeps. My bad!
(Virulent http://www.cpromptsolutions.co.uk, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 10:47, archived)

these things happen,
you've already proved yrself a bloody good noob luckily!
( lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 10:50, archived)

...and you're not even a noob :(

( Barbarossa Barbarossa Barbarossa Barbarossa Barbarossa, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 10:47, archived)

it's not spooky
it's just that you're a cunt*.

I'm back from Glastonbury and I'm sleepy and hungover and grumpty because I'm back at work.

ggrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

*this probably isn't true
( Prof UnderCover NOT DRUNK ENOUGH, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 10:52, archived)

no no...
it's true ;)
(Virulent http://www.cpromptsolutions.co.uk, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 10:54, archived)

It's sad that they haven't found her, but

( mediocre HONKA HONKA, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 11:00, archived)

Polar Bears!!!
It all makes sense now. To the batcave...
(Snuffy114 demands a cyber razor cut, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 11:10, archived)