NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - FAT BRITAIN


People of Britain! You're getting fat! Our nation is in the grip of an obesity epidemic. How will our celebrities adjust to their growing girth? What will life be like when we're all massively overweight? Tell us in porky pictures.
( Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 19:24, archived)

Oh now you've started!
I came on here to get away from the wife telling me to eat less...

FFS.

/sulks
( Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 19:25, archived)

*hides from reposts*


EDIT: - THATS the challange?

what about steam punk? or outside the shot?
( Sir T. Skellington, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 19:25, archived)

*posts unshopped picture of John Prescot*

( Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 19:27, archived)

driving a steam powered pie tank

( discomeats lives like a windrammer!, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 19:28, archived)

That's
The spirit
( Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 19:28, archived)

I want pie now
:/
( discomeats lives like a windrammer!, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 19:29, archived)

compo it!

( mediocre HONKA HONKA, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 19:30, archived)

hahahahahaha
there hasnt been one compo post yet!

woo!

damn...hope its good!!!
( Sir T. Skellington, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 19:31, archived)

no strength to compo, must obtain pie

( discomeats lives like a windrammer!, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 19:32, archived)

Pie!

(Tribs 's ego was writing cheques his body can't cash on, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 19:42, archived)

How about some more cake ?

( Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 19:44, archived)

well, I'm doing my bit for fat britain
day before yesterday I ate most of a mince pie

yesterday I had greasy chips

today, I had quiche!

shit, I've let the side down :(
( discomeats lives like a windrammer!, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 19:26, archived)

*slaps with a tcisk of lard*


/fucking fat fingersa!"
( Sir T. Skellington, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 19:32, archived)

I've just had 2 homemade cheeseburgers and a can of beer
and now , I'm going for a lie down and a game of mariokart
( Cockweasle, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 19:33, archived)

Well no wonder Britian's fat
if it lost Anglesey but gained the much large weight of the Republic of Ireland.
(Cuthbert Annihilator, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 19:31, archived)

On what planet is the Republic of Ireland part of Britain?

( The Hedgehog From Hell should be drowned like a superfluous kitten, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 19:40, archived)

Exactly

(Cuthbert Annihilator, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 21:01, archived)

Play it off . . .

( Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 19:33, archived)

DTH jazz band?!?
sorry dave, please forgive me
( Sir T. Skellington, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 19:34, archived)

Ouch . . . but a good'n !

( Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 19:35, archived)

I hate celebs - famous for doing their job!

( SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 19:37, archived)

Only one solution:

Click for biggerer

( collapsibletank Psst...., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 19:37, archived)

very tasteful...
...very tasteful indeed.
(plumdozer like a skinny Jimmy Carr, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 20:17, archived)

Oh, please
This is one area where we 'Merkins still hold dominance.
(ChiTown Guy Dating when 35+: sane, single, attractive - pick 2, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 19:43, archived)

isnt a merkin
a pubic wig?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Merkin
( Sir T. Skellington, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 19:45, archived)

Even pretty in pink !

( Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 19:48, archived)

:D

( Sir T. Skellington, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 19:49, archived)

And you know this how?
Nevermind - not sure I want to know.
(ChiTown Guy Dating when 35+: sane, single, attractive - pick 2, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 19:56, archived)