whale in thames!


From the Fat Britain challenge. See all 261 entries (closed)

( fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:28, archived)

Hahahahaha!
London is safe from Flooding once more!

*click*
( Joliet has some fucking Jaffa Cakes in her coat pocket!, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:29, archived)

Quite right!
Obesity is the only way to save this country from flooding, fat people are 145% more effective than sandbags on the coast!

CITIZENS - EAT TO VICTORY!
( Finite is missing a tooth :(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:32, archived)

*obeys

( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:33, archived)

FUCK YEAH
now that's the kind of patriotism I can get behind *shoves half a battenburg into her face*
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:34, archived)

They're BOGOF
in Morrisons at the moment.
( Joliet has some fucking Jaffa Cakes in her coat pocket!, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:35, archived)

nomnomnom

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:35, archived)

*keels over and dies from blocked arteries*
FUCK YEAH!
( Sonic James Doom doesn't really want to teach anymore... oh well., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:35, archived)

*uses to stem rising river tide
IT WORKS!
( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:35, archived)

*is harpooned by Japanese and made into soap*

( Sonic James Doom doesn't really want to teach anymore... oh well., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:38, archived)

win some lose some
*lathers up
( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:40, archived)

FEEL THE BURN!
Keeping munching people, soon we'll have a total coastal defence network!

(although the country might sink, as Doghorse points out)
( Finite is missing a tooth :(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:48, archived)

what if the lardos roll off the edges and into the sea?

( Sonic James Doom doesn't really want to teach anymore... oh well., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:03, archived)

The simply pile more on top!
An even more effective flood defence
( Finite is missing a tooth :(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:18, archived)

But surely
if we all get bigger, the country will sink?
( DogHorse if you can read this so can your mum, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:37, archived)

Arse!
:)
( Panjandrum is erasmussing like mad, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:34, archived)