Hehe, good idea!

I am ill, stuck at home and I have no hummus. I need to finish some work (not work work, webcomic work) but can't get my brain to work.
How can I fix this?

Also; pity me! *gets germs everywhere*
( Evilscary off lurking for a bit, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 14:44, archived)

Drugs.
Take drugs.
( A Vagabond , proving all the poets wrong, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 14:45, archived)

lot and lots of drugs
*salivates*
( Psychopratek was the TheOther, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 14:47, archived)

Coffee,
vitamin B complex,
marijuana.
( mofaha : You Must Always Blow On The Pie, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 14:47, archived)

oh god
I've been cutting down on the old mary jane myself lately.. It amazes me how much my brain relied on it
( Finite went on holiday! :D, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 14:49, archived)

Green tea.
It's the fucking shit.
( the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 14:47, archived)

the
( A Vagabond , proving all the poets wrong, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 14:48, archived)

Nuh-uh.
I fucking love it now. Fuck fuck fuck.
( the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 14:49, archived)

surely
coming on here when you've got work to do is silly

tut tut

*gets back to work*
( Joe Scaramanga SPONSOR ME: SEE MY PROFILE NOW!!!!!, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 14:47, archived)

Racist.

( A Vagabond , proving all the poets wrong, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 14:48, archived)

Start replying to everything in broken Japanese English for a bit of excitement.
For example:

Oh, pity. Illness is never a succession. Better soon? One wishes. Humour is but a valence.

Edit: In fact, fuck it. I'm going to do this all day anyway.
( NinjaBadger Come see "The Room" in London- See Events Nov 28th, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 14:47, archived)

This gives me happiness!

( the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 14:48, archived)

Great joy will be bring.

( NinjaBadger Come see "The Room" in London- See Events Nov 28th, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 14:50, archived)

Now I must make occupation.
Sayonara.
( the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 14:52, archived)

Tidings!

( NinjaBadger Come see "The Room" in London- See Events Nov 28th, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 14:54, archived)

Hehe, i like it

( Evilscary off lurking for a bit, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 14:49, archived)

furious masterbating
that'll cure what ails ya!
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 14:48, archived)

go to the bakery, get some cake
observe on the way to and from, someone will say something hirrarrious guaranteed.
( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 14:49, archived)

"Here's your cake".

( mofaha : You Must Always Blow On The Pie, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 14:59, archived)

:D
tragically i thought for a second that i might actually get cake, my eyes went all big. DAMN YOU INTERWEBS
( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:04, archived)