Start replying to everything in broken Japanese English for a bit of excitement.
For example:
Oh, pity. Illness is never a succession. Better soon? One wishes. Humour is but a valence.
Edit: In fact, fuck it. I'm going to do this all day anyway.
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NinjaBadger Come see "The Room" in London- See Events Nov 28th, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 14:47,
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