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From the Fat Britain challenge. See all 261 entries (closed)

(FloydPink has a full robot chubby..., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:02, archived)

10 pies on your shirt
gravy boat still gleaming
loads of lovely peas
bowl of mash still steaming
( lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:03, archived)

can't feel my bones
can't feel my bones
can't feel my
just can't feel my bones
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:12, archived)

wtf
NURSE!
( lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:20, archived)

10 pies on my shirt
Frank Lampard still eating..

EDIT: gah you mindpissing bastard
( Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:03, archived)

WILL EVERONE PLEASE GET OUT OF MY MIND

( lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:03, archived)

NO
WE'RE HERE TO STAY

ooh what's that stain in the corner...
( Mighty Nibus SHUT UP YOU NOISY FUCKING GREEKS, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:04, archived)

never mind that
and don't go through the black door
( lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:04, archived)

*enters through the "Back Door"

( Wobbly Bloke - FIVE DAY WEEKEND - FTW - on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:11, archived)

*licks stain*


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Jaffa cakes only 500 calories per box - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:05, archived)

any last words?

( lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:07, archived)

no!
*starts reading mental porn stash*
( Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:05, archived)

eww!
Don't read the one about his first venture into homosexuality . . . with Timmy Mallet

*shudders*


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Jaffa cakes only 500 calories per box - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:06, archived)

at own risk

( lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:07, archived)

You are all of teh wee today!
PS ?
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:10, archived)

heheh
spent all that time reading it b/w to find horses, i wont really kill you, i think you're fantastic.
( lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:19, archived)

Haha cool I thought for a moment you were on the verge of a mindpiss-induced psychotic episode...

( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:24, archived)

hahaha
no fear

*hides very big knife
( lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:25, archived)

"10 pies on a shirt...
Fray Bentos still dripping
30 feet of girth
My XL shirt's ripping"

etc etc
( Mighty Nibus SHUT UP YOU NOISY FUCKING GREEKS, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:04, archived)

GETOUTGETOUTGETOUTGETOUTGETOUTGETOUTGETOUT

( lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:05, archived)

10 pies on my shirt
piss the mind of saccharine


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Jaffa cakes only 500 calories per box - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:05, archived)

*makes foil hat

( lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:07, archived)

England soccer is poor let-down
Mimic the Brazil and succession will be within oneself
( NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:07, archived)

you truth speaker
execute involvers in debacle of recent, happy making history.
( lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:09, archived)

look at it carefully
it's a new type of footballs
secret function
( Mighty Nibus SHUT UP YOU NOISY FUCKING GREEKS, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:13, archived)

Statement secure in meaning.
Consider problem "over the box," without contest
( NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:17, archived)

uncontest, is thought tight spot
through only winning glory is a certains!
( lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:20, archived)

10 pies on my shirt
in my pockets is some crackling
hot food can hurt
etc...
( monkdagola Pls Donate 4 Movember http://mobro.co/CRogerCMoore, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:11, archived)