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# What do you mean it's not in the newsletter?!

BASTARDS!!!


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(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast is dancing like Tim Booth on, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:32, archived)
# 3 points!

(monkdagola words delude me, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:34, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Have a good weekend, walking everywhere HappyToats!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke is no longer funny (your comments please)........., Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:35, archived)
# *loads tranquiliser gun*

(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Trellis aliens used my bog roll, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:35, archived)
# If that's you, you walk exactly like my best mate.
VERY nice. The animation, not the walk. The walk's great and all that, but this isn't w4lk.com or anything.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow hiding in plain sight, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:36, archived)
# yes thats me and thats how I walk
except when I walk slower or faster

But I am walking down a slope there, if that counts for anything
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast is dancing like Tim Booth on, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:37, archived)
# *head in hands*
You fascinating man. Do tell me more.

How do men walk without squishing their giblets all the time?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow hiding in plain sight, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:38, archived)
# like John Wayne.

(monkdagola words delude me, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:39, archived)
# Yeah but you don't do that all the time.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow hiding in plain sight, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:39, archived)
# Maybe that just means that everyone has smaller balls than John Wayne.

(I helped save b3ta! Face is wondering what to bake next, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:41, archived)
# Well our 'giblets' are in front of our legs rather than between.

(monkdagola words delude me, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:41, archived)
# Genitals, then.
Dibblies. Danglies. Precious jewels.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow hiding in plain sight, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:44, archived)
# Ghoulies.

(monkdagola words delude me, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:52, archived)
# BIGG JOHN WAYNE

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha : standing in the shadows at the end of my bed, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:41, archived)
# its all to do with the swing of the nutsack I guess
As one leg goes forward so they swing out the way.

If you had a small, tight scrotum you would walk with a certain amount of discomfort
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast is dancing like Tim Booth on, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:41, archived)
# If she had a small tight scrotum, I'd recommend she saw a doctor

(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Trellis aliens used my bog roll, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:42, archived)
# depends whos it was

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast is dancing like Tim Booth on, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:42, archived)
# After you fondled it, naturally.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow hiding in plain sight, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:42, archived)
# I'd be busy changing into my 'I'm a doctor, honest' outfit

(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Trellis aliens used my bog roll, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:44, archived)
# I think I'd let you fondle my scrotum anyway.
Even without the doctoriness.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow hiding in plain sight, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:45, archived)
# So just the nurse's outfit then?

(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Trellis aliens used my bog roll, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:46, archived)
# Yes please.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow hiding in plain sight, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:49, archived)
# With or without the gloves?

(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Trellis aliens used my bog roll, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:50, archived)
# withwithwithwith
mask as well please. LOVE a good mask.

Actually, wrap your head in bandages, drag this pipe and sort of....shake about a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow hiding in plain sight, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:51, archived)
# O_o
Ok....
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Trellis aliens used my bog roll, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:52, archived)
# mmmmmmmmmmmmm
feverdreamband.com/h1Galleries/img/Silent_Hill_Nurses_by_allison_rose%20copy.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow hiding in plain sight, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:53, archived)
# Mmmmm, veiny....

(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Trellis aliens used my bog roll, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:55, archived)
# It's going to be one of my halloween costumes
and the wife shall be dressed as the red pyramid. Who, for a video game character, is well fit.

MASK!

i51.photobucket.com/albums/f365/mrbee_137/pyramidhead.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow hiding in plain sight, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:57, archived)
# Masks always good
One of the reasons I love grey's anatomy
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Trellis aliens used my bog roll, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:59, archived)
# I'm a sucker
for a mask. Delicious.

Right- I'm outta here! N'night, lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow hiding in plain sight, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 18:00, archived)
# N'night red
*inappropriates*
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Trellis aliens used my bog roll, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 18:01, archived)
# It flummoxes me.
Knowing my clumsiness, I'd probably sit on my nads all the time as well. So well done boys, for being good at having testicles. *small round of applause*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow hiding in plain sight, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:44, archived)
# how do you walk without sticky gusts of air flowing in and out of you?

(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito GIT YOUR LUVVERLY TSHIRTS HERE! WWW.NOGUNARMY.COM, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:41, archived)
# hahaha

(monkdagola words delude me, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:42, archived)
# We don't....

(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Trellis aliens used my bog roll, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:42, archived)
# Well...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Breath
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow hiding in plain sight, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:43, archived)
# i was trying to be discrete
but how do the ladies walk without great big wet fanny farts rippling though their gussets?

;D
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito GIT YOUR LUVVERLY TSHIRTS HERE! WWW.NOGUNARMY.COM, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:45, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/8529274
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Trellis aliens used my bog roll, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:47, archived)
# BECAUSE
When we're in resting positions, or normal ones anyway, our vaginas are all snuggled up and closed. Also our inner labia will be as well. Usually the only time that the vagina really opens up to allow air to get inside is when a lady is on all fours with her bottom stuck in the air, and then it sort of...opens it all up.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow hiding in plain sight, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:47, archived)
# Well, there's one other time
But there's usually someone trying to get out at the time
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Trellis aliens used my bog roll, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:49, archived)
# Oh aye, there is that.
But then never mind the fanny farts, you've just pooed yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow hiding in plain sight, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:50, archived)
# *giggles*

(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Trellis aliens used my bog roll, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:50, archived)
# You must keep count of how many poos you do during the event
a mate managed THREE.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow hiding in plain sight, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:51, archived)
# Hahahaha, the things you find out!
I read one story in a magazine where the woman said she'd kept telling the midwife she was about to, and the midwife told her she wasn't, she should concentrate on the baby. Hubby told her afterwards she'd managed five, hence why the nurses kept changing the sheets....
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Trellis aliens used my bog roll, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:54, archived)
# Bless, I hope I do 17, all in a row like sausages.
Free pressured colonic!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow hiding in plain sight, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:55, archived)
# Play doh pasta factory!

(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Trellis aliens used my bog roll, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:55, archived)
# Hahahah, maaaaarvellous.
eat some actual playdoh, see if we can't get it to be the same colour when it comes out.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow hiding in plain sight, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:57, archived)
# I shall start on a diet of blackberries
Well if it works for the birds that shit on my car....
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Trellis aliens used my bog roll, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 18:00, archived)
# I love you.
I hope you know that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow hiding in plain sight, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 18:01, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom Don't cry for me Bognor Regis, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:38, archived)
# I love the way you get your kicks !
Excellent park job !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin . . . Ironing Cool Stuff . . ., Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:39, archived)
# Is it a Punto?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha : standing in the shadows at the end of my bed, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:41, archived)
# badum-tish

er, that was a pun wasn't it? other people are now talking cars, I thought it was a "punt" joke. Am I seeing hummus where I shouldn't?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast is dancing like Tim Booth on, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:41, archived)
# mine was also a pun
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop hates the psp browser, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:46, archived)
# Mine wasn't, I'm just stupid.
I'm pretty sure it was a pun, sorry for confusing you Mr Toast.

And Bloop, I just got yours!! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Face is wondering what to bake next, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:49, archived)
# indeed it was
but I'd read Face's response and thought the world had gone all Top Gear on me :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast is dancing like Tim Booth on, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:49, archived)
# Oh crap, I think it has.
Brother just came home and flicked the telly on, and whaaat's on Dave at this time of day?

None other than Top Gear.

D:
(I helped save b3ta! Face is wondering what to bake next, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:55, archived)
# I thought that's all they showed,
based on my recent experiences in the UK
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha : standing in the shadows at the end of my bed, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:58, archived)
# Not quiiite.
They also show various series of Ray Mears such as Extreme Survival, Wild Food, Bushcraft and Ray Mears Goes Walkabout.


I flippin' love the Ray Mears.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Face is wondering what to bake next, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 18:06, archived)
# the boot is too big
nice work happytons1
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop hates the psp browser, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:42, archived)
# Renault Clio
Possibly 1.2
(I helped save b3ta! Face is wondering what to bake next, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:42, archived)
# Oh crap.
I totally didn't get the joke.

:(
(I helped save b3ta! Face is wondering what to bake next, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:43, archived)
# I'm waiting for Mofaha to say , no, I thought it was a Fiat
:D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast is dancing like Tim Booth on, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:50, archived)
# Just for curiosity's sake
was I right?

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Face is wondering what to bake next, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:57, archived)
# close, 1.4

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast is dancing like Tim Booth on, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:58, archived)
# Damn.
Now I'm stupid in at least two ways.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Face is wondering what to bake next, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 18:04, archived)
# I like this better than your androgynoel video.
So there
(I helped save b3ta! Shada >MOOGLE RUSH, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:43, archived)
# hahahaha






wanker ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast is dancing like Tim Booth on, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:44, archived)
# Psst
I tried asking yesterday but you must have left.

Is it "Shay-dah" or "Shah-dah"?
(I helped save b3ta! Face is wondering what to bake next, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:46, archived)
# Shah-dah
though some like to exclaim CHOWDER
(I helped save b3ta! Shada >MOOGLE RUSH, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:47, archived)
# Chowder it is then :)
So Chowder, how goes life?
o_O
(I helped save b3ta! Face is wondering what to bake next, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:51, archived)
# EXCEPTIONAL.

(I helped save b3ta! Shada >MOOGLE RUSH, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:57, archived)
# I'd be happy if I were a creamy soup, full of clam.

(I helped save b3ta! Face is wondering what to bake next, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 18:01, archived)
# the new Jonny Wilkinson
woo
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity still playing WoW more than is healthy, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:45, archived)
# Hahahaha
Phenomenal!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa SAVE THE BANANA!, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:52, archived)
# awesome

(Bobby Bob Bob If found please return to, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:56, archived)
# Fantastic
Woo Yay
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Meu Barato, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 18:15, archived)
# [awesome!
w/y/h/p!]
(DrZaarlon Is Ranked #1 On Google For Horse Porn., Fri 4 Jul 2008, 18:21, archived)
# sheep?
:D
(It's my b3taday! Discomeats gonna get to cement, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 18:28, archived)
# no, if it was sheep it would have been on the front page at 5.35 ;)

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast is dancing like Tim Booth on, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 18:49, archived)
# hahaha
yeah.. it would

:D

ah well, you can't get them all, you should be happy with 99.99% of them

:D
(It's my b3taday! Discomeats gonna get to cement, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 19:01, archived)
# I really should work out what percentage of my pics has made the FP

Done it! it's 2.418% of my pictures have made it to the front page woohoo! I like them odds
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast is dancing like Tim Booth on, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 19:36, archived)
#



because they're cocks :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 is now an uncle :), Fri 4 Jul 2008, 18:50, archived)
# graet stuff sir.

(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen wouldn't know an AT-ST if it bit me, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 20:13, archived)
# excellent
but... and it's a small thing, considering the animation is obviously superb, in my opinion the sound effects could be a little improved.

/AV pedant
(I helped save b3ta! dbroon mnuuuh, ah hadda fot a vaaaaat, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 21:03, archived)
# this is B3ta, not Sound effects monthly!
Besides, where do you get the sound effect of a person kicking a car from?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast is dancing like Tim Booth on, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 21:52, archived)
# haha
good point... it's a tough one, and the thought occurred to me that you might be using royalty free sounds... is that correct?

I thought perhaps a slightly transformed version of the door slamming/car collision would have been good for the impact, with a motion sound for when it takes off (beginning of helicopter blades spinning - fading out quickly?), followed by a muffled car-crash noise just after it disappears over the horizon.

Anyway, just suggestions, the animation is wonderful, and I hope to start making some videos soon, once my time is my own.
(I helped save b3ta! dbroon mnuuuh, ah hadda fot a vaaaaat, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 22:39, archived)
# ace!

(I helped save b3ta! c_kick ™ - hooked on NavyField, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 21:37, archived)
# Bloomin' heck Toasty, that's an absolute peach!
I hope you were wearing steelies; safety is paramount with stunts like this.
:D


(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole - loves his baby boy more and more each day, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 1:40, archived)
# Nicely
unexpected.

*clicks*
(namdrah The going got weird on, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 21:04, archived)
# lovely stuff
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! Beau Bo d'Or blog at - bbdo.co.uk/blog, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:50, archived)