ha ha ha
Hoisted, Vagabond, 'pon your own petard!
(Prof UnderCover old geordie mind tricks, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 9:49, archived)

Don't you repress me.

(A Vagabond has been sleeping with it, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 9:50, archived)

I've told you
I don't iron creases into my jeans ... they just end up there by some other means
(Prof UnderCover old geordie mind tricks, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 9:52, archived)

49, but without the subservient numericals.
What?
(A Vagabond has been sleeping with it, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 9:59, archived)

I'm sorry madam
but you're confusing the little ones
(Prof UnderCover old geordie mind tricks, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 10:06, archived)