Heh. I thought it was going to be a dildo to start with.
Still can be, I suppose.
( Quijibo Esq. BSc. Stop ITV! http://dontruinthecrystalmaze.com, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 11:30, archived)

I agree;
it's surprising what will pass as a serviceable dildo...
( Prof UnderCover NOT DRUNK ENOUGH, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 11:31, archived)