Penguins is a type of duck, isn't they? Tenuous pea-roast from 1854


*cowers*

From the Abusive ducks challenge. See all 473 entries (closed)

( A Vagabond , a bovine masturbation century, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 15:00, archived)

Am I missing something here Mr. A?
like... a picture?
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 15:01, archived)

I can see it fine here ...

( A Vagabond , a bovine masturbation century, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 15:02, archived)

Aha! Is it rude/crude/otherwise distasteful enough for me to have adblocked at work the first time you posted it?

( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 15:06, archived)

You have all the answers but no hu-uman touch.

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 15:14, archived)

I think I have fallen fowl (geddit?) of a historic adblocking...

( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 15:20, archived)

No. Wtf.
Edit: SERIOUSLY? This is so unrelated to the compo it's unreal.
( Ttssattsr Hurry, potato delicious., Thu 24 Jul 2008, 15:02, archived)

Yes they are.
I know SCIENCETISTS who would back me up*

*May not know sciencetists
( A Vagabond , a bovine masturbation century, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 15:06, archived)

Oh right. Cool, then here's my compo post:

( Ttssattsr Hurry, potato delicious., Thu 24 Jul 2008, 15:07, archived)

You called?
They're both birds, that's about it.

You lose!
( Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 15:11, archived)

They are, technically speaking, a type of duck.

( A Vagabond , a bovine masturbation century, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 15:12, archived)

But ducks can fly.

( ClanSoul thanks, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 15:18, archived)

In that ducks are birds too.
You compo'd that for the sake of compoing something.
( Ttssattsr Hurry, potato delicious., Thu 24 Jul 2008, 15:18, archived)

Yeah. So chill, baby - it's only a bit of fun.

( A Vagabond , a bovine masturbation century, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 15:30, archived)

My good friend
Carl Linnaeus says otherwise!
( Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 15:24, archived)

No he doesn't.

( A Vagabond , a bovine masturbation century, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 15:30, archived)

Because he's dead.

( Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 15:35, archived)

Hahahaha

( A Vagabond , a bovine masturbation century, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 15:49, archived)

you'll be taking that advice for peeing in a new thread?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 24 Jul 2008, 15:03, archived)

Unrelated + pearoast :[

( ClanSoul thanks, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 15:12, archived)