Abusive ducks you say?


From the Abusive ducks challenge. See all 473 entries (closed)

( WiL Pantheist Bi Polar Polyamoric Pansexual, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 15:14, archived)

Ohhh Yeahhhhh
:D
( TheOther, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 15:14, archived)

it'll end with duckkake

( discomeats lives like a windrammer!, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 15:16, archived)

Hahaha!

( WiL Pantheist Bi Polar Polyamoric Pansexual, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 15:17, archived)

:D

( discomeats lives like a windrammer!, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 15:20, archived)

pffft
Irn-bru moniter incident right there
( epiphany coming live from Umeå, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 15:17, archived)

ahh, always a good result
:D
( discomeats lives like a windrammer!, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 15:20, archived)

Its a waste of good orange beverage!
:(
( epiphany coming live from Umeå, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 15:25, archived)

you can still lick it off the screen
incase anyone thinks you are being strange, search for either porn or pictures of oranges

:)
( discomeats lives like a windrammer!, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 15:26, archived)

I technically should be working
And these screens are ancient god knows whats been spilt on them int past
( epiphany coming live from Umeå, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 15:29, archived)

haha
your boss knows everything you are doing :)
( discomeats lives like a windrammer!, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 15:33, archived)

My boss is a Phd student
And she thinks im sorting out a spreadsheet, which im trying to do, but failing at
( epiphany coming live from Umeå, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 15:35, archived)

just type in a bunch of random numbers
whose going to notice :)
( discomeats lives like a windrammer!, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 15:37, archived)

I will, its my research project!
I would be using the high speed camera, but someone else is using it :(
( epiphany coming live from Umeå, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 15:37, archived)

oh
in that case, get back to work you!

*puts own feet up*

*sips coke*

ahhh
( discomeats lives like a windrammer!, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 15:40, archived)

To be fair
I can get away with not doing alot

*drinks irn bru*

*Turns up the tunes*
( epiphany coming live from Umeå, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 15:41, archived)

yes
until you try and do something else afterwards and you'll be doomed :)
( discomeats lives like a windrammer!, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 15:41, archived)

Na....
Its just the computing stuff I can get away with
The lab stuff is quite laborious and hard work :(
Hopefully Ill be able to disprove someones theory tho at the end of it
( epiphany coming live from Umeå, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 15:42, archived)

ahhh
this is going to piss someone off

then it's worth doing even if it's a bit boring

isn't this the fun part of science "but sir/madam, I have PROVEN you wrong! and your trousers are crap"
( discomeats lives like a windrammer!, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 15:44, archived)

:D
Their paper makes little sense - they dont tell us what things they put meant
Which must mean it contains lies!
( epiphany coming live from Umeå, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 15:47, archived)

aha
the old "explain what it is but don't actually explain so you can continue to get money but not actually prove anything" trick

it means they got nothing.
( discomeats lives like a windrammer!, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 16:15, archived)

Not to mention a bugger to clean off

( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 15:26, archived)

indeed
thats what the scally northern cleaners are for
:D
( epiphany coming live from Umeå, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 15:30, archived)

Haha have you been waiting all day for an opportunity to use that line?

( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 15:22, archived)

no it just occured to me
I'm surprised that it hasn't been spurted out already to be honest :D
( discomeats lives like a windrammer!, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 15:23, archived)

It's certainly one in the eye for other b3tans
not to have thought of it sooner
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 15:25, archived)

indeed, we're slipping, I blame this non stop british summer
you know the sun shined for almost 2 hours yesterday, I couldn't believe it
( discomeats lives like a windrammer!, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 15:26, archived)

I know it was great!
For once the sun actually came out after I'd left the office rather than baking me all day and then going behind a cloud just when it's pub tiem...
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 15:29, archived)

just sit in the ol beer garden
imagining it's sunny and warm

when it starts raining lumps of ice

"ahh summer"

helps keep the drinks cool innit :)
( discomeats lives like a windrammer!, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 15:34, archived)

I like.
.
(gbehh www.murraythenut.com, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 15:17, archived)

Hahah!!

( ClanSoul thanks, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 15:17, archived)

Fantastic

( epiphany coming live from Umeå, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 15:17, archived)

hahahahahah!

( theoriginalsteve "Evil will always triumph because good is dumb", Thu 24 Jul 2008, 15:17, archived)

This is still one of my fave pics ever :D

( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! @thehittvshow, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 15:18, archived)

But will you now be able to look into their little striped eyes
without thinking of a ball gag?
( WiL Pantheist Bi Polar Polyamoric Pansexual, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 15:26, archived)

Who says I could before?
;D
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! @thehittvshow, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 15:26, archived)

It's a right bastard finding them that small
I can tell you! ;)
( WiL Pantheist Bi Polar Polyamoric Pansexual, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 15:32, archived)

Eventhough I moaned a bit earlier,
this is win! especially the duck at the end looking out for the rozzers.
( Aenesis, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 15:25, archived)

It's OK, I feel the criticism was fairly constructive once folks elaborated,
and I think it was resolved happily. :D
( WiL Pantheist Bi Polar Polyamoric Pansexual, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 15:28, archived)

When Z arrives, the party will begin

( Ad7 Rename knives to 'gay sticks' and stop knife crime, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 15:26, archived)

I think,
they're waiting for the step-bench..
( WiL Pantheist Bi Polar Polyamoric Pansexual, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 15:30, archived)