Hahahahaha!
surely Hawking has some anti-duck technology built into the chair? STDs- Surface To Duck missiles....
( theoriginalsteve CAPS LOCK IS HOW I FEEL INSIDE ALL THE TIME, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 15:14, archived)

:)
I hear the UN want all your STDs
(Stonkwood I have a horse, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 15:45, archived)