ssssh...she's not noticed us yet...


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( prodigy69 ecky ecky ecky ecky pitang zoop boing, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 20:22, archived)

I think she has
and those teddy's eyes are giving me the fear. I thought it was an animation because the eyes are glowing red at me!
Woo

( Flowerpot If in doubt, shop Freebase's head onto it, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 20:24, archived)

wasn't sure if anyone would notice them :)

it's not an animation but there is some red in them
( prodigy69 ecky ecky ecky ecky pitang zoop boing, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 20:26, archived)

Cold, dead eyes of a killer

( Tribs was eating chocolate on, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 20:28, archived)

What's the pope got to do with it?

( Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 21:42, archived)

meringue on her head
noice
( Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 20:25, archived)

YOU ARE IN A ROOM
THERE IS SOMETHING ON THE TABLE
THERES AN EXIT IN FRONT OF YOU
SIDESTEP TO YOUR LEFT.
( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 31 Jul 2008, 20:26, archived)

EXITS ARE NORTH, WEST AND DENNIS

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 20:27, archived)

HAVE A WANK
I'm sorry, that sort of language is unacceptable


Edit: I used to have a text based adventure game creation program for the spectrum made by a company called Tartan software( it cost about £3, bought from the classified ads in CRASH), I made about half a dozen James Bond based text adventures , all of which had an amusing response for the majority of swearwords. In one game you could fuck moneypenny and also do a shit in any location in the game. The jobby could also be picked up as an inventory object and thrown, eaten, used as a weapon etc
( Cockweasle, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 20:28, archived)

GET YE FLASK

( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 31 Jul 2008, 20:28, archived)

YOU CANNOT GET YE FLASK

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 20:30, archived)

GET YE FLASK GETTING GLOVE

( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 31 Jul 2008, 20:37, archived)

YE SPEND THE REST OF YOUR YEARS WONDER WHAT PARAPETS ARE

( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 31 Jul 2008, 20:28, archived)

Homestar runnerfags.
Psh.
( hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 20:36, archived)

DISAGREE.

( Ttssattsr Hurry, potato delicious., Thu 31 Jul 2008, 20:39, archived)

> DENNIS
I don't understand.

    > HELP
You're doing fine.
( mutster101 fell over, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 20:31, archived)

>FUCK OFF
Sinbad cannot do that
( Cockweasle, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 20:37, archived)

SPELLCASTING

C-U-N-T-I-T-I-N-T-H-E-F-U-C-K
( prodigy69 ecky ecky ecky ecky pitang zoop boing, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 20:28, archived)

Haha
My brother and his friends tried out to go on Knightmare, but they were all too fucking stupid.

My intelligent brother and his intelligent friends were a year or so too young though.
( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 31 Jul 2008, 20:29, archived)

KILL GANDALF
GANDALF KILLS YOU
GANDALF HAS SEX WITH YOUR DEAD BODY
YOU ARE DEAD AND FULL OF CUM
PLAY AGAIN Y/N
( Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 20:30, archived)

with one well-placed blow you cleave his skull
the crack is dead
( Mighty Nibus SHUT UP YOU NOISY FUCKING GREEKS, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 20:35, archived)

you never played the hobbit, did you?

( Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 20:40, archived)

yes

( Mighty Nibus SHUT UP YOU NOISY FUCKING GREEKS, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 20:46, archived)

:)

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 20:29, archived)

you've not changed then :D

( mutster101 fell over, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 20:30, archived)

yaay!
nice droolage, I am a big fan of drool.
( Kallus speaks for the Spores, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 20:45, archived)

lovely

( god save the queen http://www.hatfield-anti-incineration.co.uk/, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 21:03, archived)