Well done The Rapist
good bad shop...the chips are shite.

Edit sponsored by Smashmonkey
( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 2:42, archived)

it's not a good shop
their chips are shit.
( Smash Monkey you tell that pony-tailed snatchpipe to fuck off!, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 2:44, archived)

^this
LOL
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 2:44, archived)

^that
seconded...
(therapist138 i kill kittens, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 2:46, archived)

my greasy prick of an ex works for them
proof positive that it's a shit shop.
( Smash Monkey you tell that pony-tailed snatchpipe to fuck off!, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 2:46, archived)

Did he shove his knob in the deep fryer or something?

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 2:48, archived)

no
but he lived with me for 5 months and i had to steal his clothes to wash them. employees are meant to wash their hands whenever they touch something. i know for a fact that he doesn't. also, he's almost 40 and works in maccy's with no chance of promotion. not relevant, i just hate him.
( Smash Monkey you tell that pony-tailed snatchpipe to fuck off!, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 2:51, archived)

actually I like their chips
:/
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 2:53, archived)

Wanna share a large order ?

( Valin That that is that . . . is that . . ., Thu 7 Aug 2008, 2:55, archived)

I have a bag of icelands own skinny frozen chips in the freezer
I can engage in the macdonalds experience any day of the week :D
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 2:57, archived)

are you insane, man?
they're not even chips! they're vaguely potato-related shrapnel!
plus their coffee tastes like ashtray.
( Smash Monkey you tell that pony-tailed snatchpipe to fuck off!, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 2:56, archived)

yes, I am insane
I love potato shrapnel

I can't comment on coffee as I dinnae drink the stuff

:D
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 2:56, archived)

just as well
it's fucking rank.
( Smash Monkey you tell that pony-tailed snatchpipe to fuck off!, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 2:58, archived)

Maybe that's why I find them addictive . . .

( Valin That that is that . . . is that . . ., Thu 7 Aug 2008, 2:59, archived)

pfff
never thought of that!
( Smash Monkey you tell that pony-tailed snatchpipe to fuck off!, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 3:00, archived)

I guess that it turns out that only bad stuff is addictive . . .
the other stuff is "good for you" . . .
( Valin That that is that . . . is that . . ., Thu 7 Aug 2008, 3:03, archived)

interesting point
is it the taste we find addictive, or the fact that we know it's bad for us?
( Smash Monkey you tell that pony-tailed snatchpipe to fuck off!, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 3:04, archived)

I think it's the bad that we think is good . . .

( Valin That that is that . . . is that . . ., Thu 7 Aug 2008, 3:09, archived)

indeed.
i don't really think vodka tastes all that nice, but i still drink it.
( Smash Monkey you tell that pony-tailed snatchpipe to fuck off!, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 3:10, archived)

Bulldoze McDonalds down and start again.
First of all replace the burgers with pies. Double layered bacon whopper pies with melted cheese in.

Replace all condiment choices with vinegar.

Have Shish Kebabs served on medieval german fencing swords.

Every branch's floor manager must be a 1980s Jazz musician.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 3:06, archived)

i fully endorse this
except for the vinegar. add mayo for us non-vinegarites and i'm with you.
( Smash Monkey you tell that pony-tailed snatchpipe to fuck off!, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 3:07, archived)

There is a shop in Asia called Secret Recipe
They sell cottage pies with a pastry base like normal UK pies.
Also sell little oval pastry clumps filled with chicken called a 'Chicken Cornish'.

^I support the kebab idea^
(Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 3:53, archived)

Prefer McD coffee...
...to Starfucks coffee
Nothing beats home brew though
(Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 3:50, archived)

Prefer the chips to the burgers
Or is that Burger King...
Hell it always makes me vomit anyway
(Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 3:03, archived)

true
the chips are too thin to absorb much grease, but the burgers are like meaty sponges. the only think i ever really liked from there was cappuccino doughnuts, and they stopped making them!
( Smash Monkey you tell that pony-tailed snatchpipe to fuck off!, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 3:06, archived)

burger king is the king of chips.
atleast thats how i'd put it...
(therapist138 i kill kittens, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 3:08, archived)

^this
Although I happen to think the Bacon Double Cheeseburger at Burger King is pretty fucking tastey when I have it, which is infrequently admittedly. I'd say they are the king of fries, chips regardless of size should not have salt on and should be swimming in so much vinegar it makes you involuntarily cough when you eat them.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 3:09, archived)

i actually had a zinger meal
for the first and last time, on the way to the hospital!
( Smash Monkey you tell that pony-tailed snatchpipe to fuck off!, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 3:12, archived)

Urgh, this is making me feel really fucking hungry.
Especially hungry for either a Burger King or KFC meal. And I've brushed my teeth so I'll be fucked if I'm eating anything now and brushing them again, biting fingernails it is then!

EDIT: How is ye book writing going by the way?
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 3:14, archived)

i've got no appetite at all
it's been killed stone dead. i'd kill for a dr. pepper, though.
EDIT: up to chapter 9, but still need to pad it out quite a bit.
( Smash Monkey you tell that pony-tailed snatchpipe to fuck off!, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 3:16, archived)

Out of how many chapters roughly?
Because I only vaguely remember that you were writing some kind of humourist manual type book, so I'm not sure how length or chapters would work in that instance.

I finished my final chapter the other day, quite badly as well, but I've got to go back and rewrite the first chapter which is still how I wrote it over a year ago in the first draft. I suspect I am going to be doing drafts forever,
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 3:26, archived)

i know the feeling!
i can't begin to count the times i've written something i thought was hilarious at the time, only to go back and realise it's shit. i'm aiming at about 20 chapters, each with a page or two of basic info, before branching out into sub-sections and descriptions, along with a little anecdote or two.
( Smash Monkey you tell that pony-tailed snatchpipe to fuck off!, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 3:31, archived)

Methinks I'm going to try to polish that first chapter off seeing as it's really really bad, then because what I have written most recently always seems best.
I'll do the third draft backwards which should theoretically even things out.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 3:33, archived)

be careful
once you've polished up the first chapter, the tendency is to think that the others look shoddy by comparison, so you end up tweaking them and adding bits that really aren't needed. my plan is to get the bones of each chapter down, then go back and fill out each one.
( Smash Monkey you tell that pony-tailed snatchpipe to fuck off!, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 3:38, archived)

The first chapter is really fucking appaling though.
The original novel, the first draft, has been completely rewritten with the exception of the first chapter. Which still has the remnants of the boring, adolescent ranty shit in it, and given that the first will ultimately be the most important chapter it needs to run through well and be interesting enough to keep the people going the first 6 or so chapters until any intersting shit happens.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 3:41, archived)

that's one of the advantages of my book
it doesn't really have a story to follow, it's just a series of self-contained little pieces.
EDIT: i'm off to bed. g'night!
( Smash Monkey you tell that pony-tailed snatchpipe to fuck off!, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 3:43, archived)

burger king always makes me think of rotting meat
plus they could clean the fucking one in my town properly once in a while, it looks like a sty

I guess the occasional hair in the burger is a good thing
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 3:11, archived)

depends if it's small and curly

( Smash Monkey you tell that pony-tailed snatchpipe to fuck off!, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 3:13, archived)

the hair or the burger?
:D
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 3:33, archived)

the hair
small and curly burgers would indicate that you are eating deep-fried rat turds on a bun.
( Smash Monkey you tell that pony-tailed snatchpipe to fuck off!, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 3:36, archived)

haha!
i used the name 'theraped' on a forum a few years ago and got banned after they figured out what it was.
( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 4:06, archived)