Did he shove his knob in the deep fryer or something?

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 2:48, archived)

no
but he lived with me for 5 months and i had to steal his clothes to wash them. employees are meant to wash their hands whenever they touch something. i know for a fact that he doesn't. also, he's almost 40 and works in maccy's with no chance of promotion. not relevant, i just hate him.
( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 2:51, archived)