are you insane, man?
they're not even chips! they're vaguely potato-related shrapnel!
plus their coffee tastes like ashtray.
( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 2:56, archived)

yes, I am insane
I love potato shrapnel

I can't comment on coffee as I dinnae drink the stuff

:D
( Discomeats I like pies!, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 2:56, archived)

just as well
it's fucking rank.
( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 2:58, archived)

Maybe that's why I find them addictive . . .

( Valin Is now . . . L X . . ., Thu 7 Aug 2008, 2:59, archived)

pfff
never thought of that!
( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 3:00, archived)

I guess that it turns out that only bad stuff is addictive . . .
the other stuff is "good for you" . . .
( Valin Is now . . . L X . . ., Thu 7 Aug 2008, 3:03, archived)

interesting point
is it the taste we find addictive, or the fact that we know it's bad for us?
( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 3:04, archived)

I think it's the bad that we think is good . . .

( Valin Is now . . . L X . . ., Thu 7 Aug 2008, 3:09, archived)

indeed.
i don't really think vodka tastes all that nice, but i still drink it.
( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 3:10, archived)

Bulldoze McDonalds down and start again.
First of all replace the burgers with pies. Double layered bacon whopper pies with melted cheese in.

Replace all condiment choices with vinegar.

Have Shish Kebabs served on medieval german fencing swords.

Every branch's floor manager must be a 1980s Jazz musician.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 3:06, archived)

i fully endorse this
except for the vinegar. add mayo for us non-vinegarites and i'm with you.
( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 3:07, archived)

There is a shop in Asia called Secret Recipe
They sell cottage pies with a pastry base like normal UK pies.
Also sell little oval pastry clumps filled with chicken called a 'Chicken Cornish'.

^I support the kebab idea^
(Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 3:53, archived)

Prefer McD coffee...
...to Starfucks coffee
Nothing beats home brew though
(Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 3:50, archived)