Bulldoze McDonalds down and start again.
First of all replace the burgers with pies. Double layered bacon whopper pies with melted cheese in.

Replace all condiment choices with vinegar.

Have Shish Kebabs served on medieval german fencing swords.

Every branch's floor manager must be a 1980s Jazz musician.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 3:06, archived)

i fully endorse this
except for the vinegar. add mayo for us non-vinegarites and i'm with you.
( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 3:07, archived)

There is a shop in Asia called Secret Recipe
They sell cottage pies with a pastry base like normal UK pies.
Also sell little oval pastry clumps filled with chicken called a 'Chicken Cornish'.

^I support the kebab idea^
(Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 3:53, archived)