burger king is the king of chips.
atleast thats how i'd put it...
(therapist138 i kill kittens, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 3:08, archived)

^this
Although I happen to think the Bacon Double Cheeseburger at Burger King is pretty fucking tastey when I have it, which is infrequently admittedly. I'd say they are the king of fries, chips regardless of size should not have salt on and should be swimming in so much vinegar it makes you involuntarily cough when you eat them.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 3:09, archived)

i actually had a zinger meal
for the first and last time, on the way to the hospital!
( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 3:12, archived)

Urgh, this is making me feel really fucking hungry.
Especially hungry for either a Burger King or KFC meal. And I've brushed my teeth so I'll be fucked if I'm eating anything now and brushing them again, biting fingernails it is then!

EDIT: How is ye book writing going by the way?
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 3:14, archived)

i've got no appetite at all
it's been killed stone dead. i'd kill for a dr. pepper, though.
EDIT: up to chapter 9, but still need to pad it out quite a bit.
( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 3:16, archived)

Out of how many chapters roughly?
Because I only vaguely remember that you were writing some kind of humourist manual type book, so I'm not sure how length or chapters would work in that instance.

I finished my final chapter the other day, quite badly as well, but I've got to go back and rewrite the first chapter which is still how I wrote it over a year ago in the first draft. I suspect I am going to be doing drafts forever,
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 3:26, archived)

i know the feeling!
i can't begin to count the times i've written something i thought was hilarious at the time, only to go back and realise it's shit. i'm aiming at about 20 chapters, each with a page or two of basic info, before branching out into sub-sections and descriptions, along with a little anecdote or two.
( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 3:31, archived)

Methinks I'm going to try to polish that first chapter off seeing as it's really really bad, then because what I have written most recently always seems best.
I'll do the third draft backwards which should theoretically even things out.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 3:33, archived)

be careful
once you've polished up the first chapter, the tendency is to think that the others look shoddy by comparison, so you end up tweaking them and adding bits that really aren't needed. my plan is to get the bones of each chapter down, then go back and fill out each one.
( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 3:38, archived)

The first chapter is really fucking appaling though.
The original novel, the first draft, has been completely rewritten with the exception of the first chapter. Which still has the remnants of the boring, adolescent ranty shit in it, and given that the first will ultimately be the most important chapter it needs to run through well and be interesting enough to keep the people going the first 6 or so chapters until any intersting shit happens.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 3:41, archived)

that's one of the advantages of my book
it doesn't really have a story to follow, it's just a series of self-contained little pieces.
EDIT: i'm off to bed. g'night!
( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 3:43, archived)

burger king always makes me think of rotting meat
plus they could clean the fucking one in my town properly once in a while, it looks like a sty

I guess the occasional hair in the burger is a good thing
( Discomeats I like pies!, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 3:11, archived)

depends if it's small and curly

( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 3:13, archived)

the hair or the burger?
:D
( Discomeats I like pies!, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 3:33, archived)

the hair
small and curly burgers would indicate that you are eating deep-fried rat turds on a bun.
( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 3:36, archived)