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( Frumbert has no sig, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 5:53, archived)

Brilliance
Woo
(Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 5:55, archived)

THIS THREAD IS ALL ABOUT RAP MUSIC.
EVERYBODY RAP IN THIS THREAD.
( gronkpan http://bit.ly/8ANAej, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 5:55, archived)

I WILL BREAK YOUR ARSE AS IF IT WERE GLASS SO TELL YOUR FRIENDS IN THE END.

( Rapitinui dull as a coathanger, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 5:59, archived)

I SUCK AT THE RHYMES LIKE JUSTABOUT ALL THE TIME

( Rapitinui dull as a coathanger, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 6:00, archived)

Someone I sit near had a song they wrote on their desk
It was three verses of whiny shit, but the last line was "AND NOW I HAVE GLOWING EYES".

I liked it.
( gronkpan http://bit.ly/8ANAej, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 6:02, archived)

IT'S A BIG SURPRISE
LIKE TEENWOLF STARRING MICHAEL J FOX
BUT I GET MY MAGIC POWERS FROM SUCKING ON COCKS.
 
( Rapitinui dull as a coathanger, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 6:03, archived)

YES
SEE, EVERYBODY? THIS IS RAP MUSIC.

EVERYBODY DO THIS.
( gronkpan http://bit.ly/8ANAej, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 6:00, archived)

THAT SOUND SUSPICIOUSLY LIKE RAP-METAL.
IT COULD BE THE NEXT BIG THING.
( postbear has metal knees, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 6:03, archived)

HEY NOW KIDS, I'M ALL ABOUT THE RAPE.
SOMETIMES I'M SO HORNY, I COULD FUCK A CREPE.
PLEASE PUT THIS SONG ON YOUR NEXT MIXTAPE
OR I'LL DIE.

UH-UH-UH-UH-UH-UH-UH-UH.
( postbear has metal knees, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 6:01, archived)

BIGTIME GANGSTA RAPER
 
REPRAZENT, BITCHES
( Rapitinui dull as a coathanger, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 6:01, archived)

BIG UPS FROM "RAP"ITINUI.

( postbear has metal knees, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 6:03, archived)

OLD SKOOL GANGSTA RAPER, TEAR YO SPHINCTRE LIKE IT'S PAPER
GETTING UP IN YO CLOACA, YO BITCHASS MUTHAFUCKER
 
( Rapitinui dull as a coathanger, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 6:07, archived)

YO, YO, I'M A COWBOY

( gronkpan http://bit.ly/8ANAej, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 6:03, archived)

IF I SAY IT IN ALL CAPS
IT LOOKS AS IF IT IS RAPS
( Frumbert has no sig, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 6:02, archived)

PINKY CRU IN DA HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSE

( Rapitinui dull as a coathanger, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 6:05, archived)

YES

( gronkpan http://bit.ly/8ANAej, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 6:08, archived)

#

( Rapitinui dull as a coathanger, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 6:11, archived)

YES

( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 6:11, archived)

Yo. Yo yo, yo-yo you yo, yo you yo.

( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 6:04, archived)

yo-yo? yo-yo?
frisbee!
( Frumbert has no sig, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 6:11, archived)

POGO POGO TRAM-PO-LINE

( Rapitinui dull as a coathanger, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 6:12, archived)

Lawndart Barbie Tang.

( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 6:13, archived)

I like where this is going.

( Rapitinui dull as a coathanger, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 6:14, archived)

LUKE WARM AND OVER E-Z, THE WORLD'S BLANDEST RAPPERS.
DO YOU LIKE MY SWEATER?
I REALLY DO.
IT ONLY COMES IN
WHITE AND LIGHT BLUE.
HUH!

THESE FINE PANTS
ARE A CHEERFUL PLAID.
THEY'RE THE BEST SLACKS
A GUY EVER HAD.
HUH.

/chast.
( postbear has metal knees, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 6:14, archived)

I think it is time for another night-shift rap mash-up.

( Rapitinui dull as a coathanger, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 6:15, archived)

I have a perfect song.
It samples "this must be the place" by talking heads.
( gronkpan http://bit.ly/8ANAej, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 6:17, archived)

sounds like a good start.
what i typed there was from a roz chast cartoon, so consider it a sample.
( postbear has metal knees, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 6:20, archived)

hehheheh!
 
I haven't seen her stuff in fucking ages.
( Rapitinui dull as a coathanger, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 6:27, archived)

i pick new yorker mags out of neighbourhood recycling bins to find new stuff.
but i reread the books of hers that i have when i need my fix.
( postbear has metal knees, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 6:30, archived)

SAY GOODBYE TO THE KID, AS i PUT ON THE LID.
A ha ha ha... ha.
( cowcat (professional monkey duster), Thu 7 Aug 2008, 6:19, archived)

*applies for more credit, dooms children*

( postbear has metal knees, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 5:59, archived)