Oh dear...



From the The Saddest Picture In The World challenge. See all 413 entries (closed)

( Fresh Water Mole - loves his baby boy more and more each day, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 17:06, archived)

Phwoar.
I bet he gets brought in for those cold winter nights.
Woo
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 17:07, archived)

Top shopping!

( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 17:08, archived)

Oh!
I was wrong, it is a real image.
( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 17:30, archived)

That second panel is masterful
and it's very sad :-( I'm always the first to anthropomorphise any object, especially if it has a face.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 17:08, archived)

Hahaha! Me too!
:D

( Fresh Water Mole - loves his baby boy more and more each day, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 17:11, archived)

Although the face isn't strictly necessary.
I do things like whispering about buying a new sofa if we're in the living room so the sofa we have doesn't hear us and get upset.

Yes I know, I realise that's fucking stupid.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 17:12, archived)

No, not stupid, one of our sofas is really sensitive to things like that.
I hate spilling things on it. The other one's a cunt.

( Fresh Water Mole - loves his baby boy more and more each day, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 17:15, archived)

And apologising to the computer when I shout at it for being slow.
Poor little Sam.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 17:17, archived)

:D


( Fresh Water Mole - loves his baby boy more and more each day, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 17:19, archived)

me too
it's a curse!
( RiffRaff Speaks fluent Blemish, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 17:13, archived)

It is, makes life too hard.
Oh my, it appears to be chucking it down.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 17:17, archived)

There's a rainbow!
Woo!

( Fresh Water Mole - loves his baby boy more and more each day, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 17:20, archived)

LIES

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 17:22, archived)

We have Sunshine
here in Somerset ... but nasty clouds are peeping malevolently over the horizon, just waiting for me to leave the office...
( RiffRaff Speaks fluent Blemish, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 17:35, archived)

OH MY WORD
the sun's here too. In Hertfordshire (so nowhwere near then).
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 17:35, archived)

Sin City!
spin that wheel,
cut that pack,
and roll those loaded dice!

EDIT: Damn you and your editing! Now I just look like a gibbering twunt.
As usual.
( RiffRaff Speaks fluent Blemish, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 17:39, archived)

*claps gleefully*

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 17:43, archived)

I won't let Mr Trellis criticise my car
While we're sitting in it.
( Mrs Trellis has her two Misses Trellises at home :), Thu 14 Aug 2008, 17:28, archived)

Damn straight
poor little car. Only doing it's best.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 17:32, archived)

Besides, if he insults it, it might start hating me

( Mrs Trellis has her two Misses Trellises at home :), Thu 14 Aug 2008, 17:37, archived)

:-(

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 17:39, archived)

Well he insulted my other car
And the sunroof broke
( Mrs Trellis has her two Misses Trellises at home :), Thu 14 Aug 2008, 17:39, archived)

He should definitely sit and be shush then.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 17:42, archived)

He should
I never insult his car in its hearing
( Mrs Trellis has her two Misses Trellises at home :), Thu 14 Aug 2008, 17:46, archived)

You're obviously the nicer of the two.
*cuddles* now go forth and have a baby. I was ten days late you know, you don't want one like me.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 17:47, archived)

I was eleven days late
I was never expecting to deliver early!
( Mrs Trellis has her two Misses Trellises at home :), Thu 14 Aug 2008, 17:49, archived)

Oh fuck, that is sad :(

( Barbarossa Barbarossa Barbarossa Barbarossa Barbarossa, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 17:14, archived)

Good help is hard to find . . .

( Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 17:17, archived)

Oof.

( DogHorse lung nearly gave!, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 17:18, archived)

Xylophorse?

( Fresh Water Mole - loves his baby boy more and more each day, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 17:19, archived)

I really hate myself
for laughing.

The perfect gift for the anorexic teen.
( Mod Edit, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 17:22, archived)

The 2nd image is either wonderfully shopped..... (nicely)
or you cut the head off a teddy and wrapped it in a grey bag for the purpose of this compo...
( Abunar, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 17:22, archived)

I was so impressed with the photoshopping that I googled 'teddy bin bag' to be sure
Not shopped, but in any case this picture is woo
( Fishcat Good morning, that's a nice tnetennba, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 17:23, archived)

but..but..but.....
you mean it's real :O
( Barbarossa Barbarossa Barbarossa Barbarossa Barbarossa, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 17:25, archived)

I cut the head off my teddy, but couldn't find a suitable grey bag.
Then I googled 'teddy bin bag'...

( Fresh Water Mole - loves his baby boy more and more each day, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 17:26, archived)

ah ha
well you may still feel my woo....

woo
( Abunar, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 17:28, archived)

The hills are alive
with the sound of music decapitated bears.
(Cakie capable runt, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 17:25, archived)

:D

( Shada, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 17:38, archived)