Natalie Portman as jailbait
is what makes films like Leon so good.

shit... did i say that out loud?
( Joe Scaramanga Nothin's gonna stop me gettin' to the Caymans, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 15:10, archived)

Everyone thinks it anyway
Apparently the French version actually had the girl shagging Leon, but I don't know if I'm just passing on my own gullibility there
( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 15:15, archived)

No noooooooooo
But Leon was a nice murderer, he would never touch a little girl like that!
( Rev. Jayneflakes did not touch the altar boys on, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 15:23, archived)

well I've seen it in german
which was longer than the one I'd seen before, and is called Leon: Der Profi.

There was however no sex., sadly
( drbroon drbroon.co.uk, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 15:27, archived)

I agree
and have said it out loud too many times.

I'm not allowed near schools anymore.
( drbroon drbroon.co.uk, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 15:20, archived)