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# The Origin of the Goose-Step
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 9:38, archived)
# hammertime!
(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 9:38, archived)
# Klang hiss klang hiss klang hiss klang
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 9:39, archived)
# please remake funny dark-comedy romp "Kiss kiss, bang bang"
with steam-driven actor puppets.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 9:57, archived)
# I'm loving this compo
:D
(Nissun, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 9:40, archived)
# Yay for me and suggesting it
;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 9:41, archived)
# Below was not a bitch at you
I get tired of compos about 2 days in, no matter how ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 9:45, archived)
# did you see that lady on the news this morning who ran 'round the world?
She was 100% of aces.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:00, archived)
# Nopely nope, m'afraid.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:02, archived)
# she's 57 and it took her 5 years (or she was 57 when she started, I forget)
seemed like a nice, normal, mumsy-type person, but her chatting about "While running alone through the siberian forests it was quite beautiful with the shapes of the wolves following alongside the track. It got to 62 degrees below on some nights, which made it tricky to melt my drinking water."

She was knocked unconscious in a river crossing, ran 32 miles of the siberian stretch with a fractured leg, and actually finished the thing walking on crutches because she broke some ribs in a fall on ice, but despite broken ribs and crutches she was still towing a trailer with her stuff on.

www.rosiearoundtheworld.co.uk I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:05, archived)
# What an amazing person.
I'm pissed off at the news as some chaps are going to Antarctica and want another person to go with, but only if they're related to someone from the original Shackleton party.

Cunts. My most favourite place in the world, probably the only shot I ever have of walking it's surface, tasting it's air (save an Antarctic cruise which we may be having for the honeymoon) and they won't fucking let me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:07, archived)
# lie.
it's the obvious solution to any problem - create some false supporting documents and you'll be there fast.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:20, archived)
# That's not a bad idea.
Worth it to see the aurora australis from a snowy dugout.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:24, archived)
# ben fogle's team is looking for another person and they don't have any requirements
if you get to meet ben, tell him I love him.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:25, archived)
# Are they going to Antarctica?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:28, archived)
# It's the Wrong Nazi's Gromit!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 9:40, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Brilliant von *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 9:42, archived)
# This is brill.
A nice aside in a compo that, for me anyway, grows ever tedious. YAY.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 9:42, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 9:45, archived)
# No no no no no
www.b3ta.com/board/8687762
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 9:45, archived)
# yeah. you suck!
heh, i'm with cw. no matter how much fun the compo, i get tired of the bulk of the entries fairly quickly.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 9:51, archived)
# But I will reiterate that this is not an anti-Toast statement
oh no siree.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 9:52, archived)
# i sense pro-bread sentiments about you.
*glares*
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:04, archived)
# I like to rub it on my lady parts and hoot like an owl.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:05, archived)
# you truly are the ang lee of porn.
i'd like to be the herk harvey of porn.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:14, archived)
# I think you should be the Grizzly Adams of porn.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:15, archived)
# shhh, those films are all 'lost'.
actually, i'd like to be the dawn wilton of porn.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:22, archived)
# Oh my giddy gumdrops
this has to be done now.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:30, archived)
# i love untalkative bunny.
i would also love it as porn.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:55, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:23, archived)
# \o/
*hoots*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:30, archived)
# Heh heh
*enjoys*
(I helped save b3ta! Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 9:49, archived)
# ooooh
that be luvverly :)
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 9:54, archived)