i've had a french lad's foot in my face.
i bit the fucker's toe, he soon shifted it!
( Smash Monkey worth climbing a cheese for, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:41, archived)

Oh god he'd love that
*retch*
( MadCatMan Lithium knackers my creativity, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:51, archived)