After hearing about the web-server on a fly's back
Here, I thought why not go the whole hog:

which fits in with the challenge this week. Then again if I had more time, I'd have done be Deep Bluebottle v. Kasparov...
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Captain Nostril, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:31,
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not unless
it's cut in half and pickled
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new_matt, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:36,
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Or skinned
with a picture of itself holding the knife hung behind it...
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JustHere, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:38,
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