I believe that twatting hammers are all the rage these days
and as luck would have it, Grey Kid sells Twatting Hammers.

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Flowerpot If in doubt, shop Freebase's head onto it, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 22:06,
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Ooh hmm
I suppose so. If you are really famous.

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Flowerpot If in doubt, shop Freebase's head onto it, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 22:11,
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