'noon!

( c_kick after the tone, the date is, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 14:07, archived)

HUZZAH!
SHE'S A FUCKING CUNT!
and i dont often use that word to describe ladies, i reserve it for speical ones. i despise that woman.
( Just Flange fuckbumble.tumblr.com - Another fucking foto blog., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 14:09, archived)

I've slept with her.

( A Vagabond his uzi weighs a ton, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 14:11, archived)

M2

( Floppy Donkey CZARS!, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 14:13, archived)

join the club

(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 14:13, archived)

I've stopped recieving the club newsletter though
they must have lost my address when I moved last.
( Prof UnderCover NOT DRUNK ENOUGH, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 14:21, archived)

who hasn't?
apart from Mr Ritchie

"The difference between our marriage and every other celebrity marriage is we know ours is a sham!"
( Joe Scaramanga Nothin's gonna stop me gettin' to the Caymans, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 14:43, archived)

she should die already.
he should do snatch 2
( My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 14:14, archived)

tries rapidly to think of a snatch joke......
*fails*
( Just Flange fuckbumble.tumblr.com - Another fucking foto blog., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 14:15, archived)

Dyelikefamousamericandags?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 14:17, archived)

Yeh I Like famousamericandags, But I Like Caravans More!

( Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 14:22, archived)

I don't know
if she wasn't her they'd just find someone to be like her... so - you know - count your blessings.
( Prof UnderCover NOT DRUNK ENOUGH, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 14:20, archived)

Snatch 2 is Snatch, surely?
It's kind of Lock Stock 2.
( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 14:36, archived)

noong!

( mediocre FISTING FULL THROTTLE, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 14:17, archived)

DJs will die when he flicks his wrist
DJs will die when he flicks his wrist
DJs will die when he flicks his wrist
A-And I love Hip Hop
Like Madonna loves dick!
( Prof UnderCover NOT DRUNK ENOUGH, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 14:17, archived)

The Fallen Madonna with the big Booby of a Film Director

( The Great Architect We have a REALLY big Computer, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 14:20, archived)

knockvurst?

( c_kick after the tone, the date is, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 14:26, archived)