it's a small, off-duty Armenian traffic warden
But that's not important right now.
( Spider Riviera Updated, yet still unaware., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 3:31, archived)

IT'S A FEMALE AARDVARK.

( Ttssattsr Hurry, potato delicious., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 3:35, archived)

Czechoslovakian!

(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 3:38, archived)