Barbie wont know what bloody hit her....


Get it a bloody John Holmes ActionMan, get it
for Gods sake!!!!

John Holmes yeah? porn star for Christ sake???
(Wrighty, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:25, archived)

Too bad that penis
isn't fully articulated. (Wait - that's kind of like the real one!)
( Artamnesia, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:30, archived)

There's an interesting thought...
and on a similar note, did you know an elephant's penis is as prehensile as it's nose?
( JustHere, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:32, archived)

I wonder why they don't just use their trunks, then?

( Artamnesia, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:35, archived)

Maybe
they developed that way because of the larger family groups they have...

That way he can satisfy 2 "wives" at once...
( JustHere, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:39, archived)

Only if the thing is forked
I imagine.
( Artamnesia, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:44, archived)

Kangaroos
have forked penises.
( Purple Martin is board sigless, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:56, archived)

pigs have curly penises
8 curls when erect you know
( evil pixie, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:59, archived)

so morning wood for them means they are
twirly risers
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 1:02, archived)

yes
my brother's friend says when he went to africa he saw an elephant masturbating with a tree
cos their penises are as long as their trunks (apparantly)
( evil pixie, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:38, archived)

it says on my pack of pasta that
in a lifetime you eat 30 tonnes of food.
that's the equivalent of six elephants.
mmmmmmmm :)
( mnb098mnb used to be here, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:44, archived)

with these completely explained jokes
you're really spoiling it for yourself...
( JustHere, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:31, archived)

ITS A FUCKING REPOST
THEY DIDNT GET IT FIRST TIME ROUND THE BASTARDS
............



DONT TOUCH ME !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Wrighty, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:40, archived)

way hayyyyyyy
nice one!
(carlossthejackass, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 0:33, archived)