bye bye pep
bijou thread-jaquette

Can anyone help me? I want to robotify a person and an object - how do I do that in tattyshop?
( Jadeviper isn't quite ready for 2009, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 8:28, archived)

you can use the robotify button
but its only in version 8.0
( Or is it?, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 8:31, archived)

curses! :P
how do I do it in a version that exists then?
( Jadeviper isn't quite ready for 2009, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 8:32, archived)

L if i know
but from the phsop lingo i've absorbed from being here, my guess would be a combination of layer masking and blending, or some such
( Or is it?, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 8:34, archived)

I've heard those terms too
but haven't got a clue what they mean or how to do them!
( Jadeviper isn't quite ready for 2009, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 8:35, archived)

I believe emmoss glowing edges and chrome filters can come in quite handy
Although I'm not a robotty type of shopper meself.
( Samsonite, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 9:03, archived)

You could make their head flip open....
...and have all wires and stuff coming out.


( Mystery_Bob, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 9:06, archived)

nah
wouldn't work for my idea. I've worked out an extremely poor way of doing it.

Morning, rediculously tall one.
( Jadeviper isn't quite ready for 2009, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 9:14, archived)

I'm not ridiculously tall...
...everyone else is just really short.
( Mystery_Bob, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 9:15, archived)

Morning!
I've been trying to use the 'crystallize' filter to give a face a 'made of flat planes' sort of look. Doesn't fucking work though.
( pxyzyzygy, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 8:38, archived)

mornin people.
even tho none of you know me.
(I am the Nuns, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 8:47, archived)

Morning Mr Trouble.
How goes it?
( pxyzyzygy, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 8:48, archived)

Well it's friday
and that's about as good as it gets.
unless it's a saturday
(I am the Nuns, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 8:54, archived)

But you're here
lifes always grand when you're on B3ta.
( Samsonite, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 9:00, archived)

good morning
whoever you are :)
( Jadeviper isn't quite ready for 2009, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 8:50, archived)

you're right
it is morning and none of us know you. :p
does anyone reall ever know anyone else though? /philosophical
that doesn't matter anyway. like no one knows anything about me but my online personality. kinda makes me wish it were fake and i were hiding something...
( Or is it?, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 8:53, archived)

I am. In reality I am a 22 stone Samoan lesbian
with a harem of white bitches, a long standing smack habit and a solid gold palace in Boise Idaho. The picture at my profile is one of my crack gigolos...
( pxyzyzygy, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 8:57, archived)

you too?
you're the third one of those i've met on here since wednesday
( Or is it?, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 8:59, archived)

They'll be my lovers

( pxyzyzygy, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 9:05, archived)

OOh,
the curse of the Jade Viper.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 8:47, archived)

sounds like a bad 40s B movie

( thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 8:48, archived)

Arse!
I was going to say that. In fact, I think I will: 'sounds like a bad 40s B movie'
( pxyzyzygy, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 8:49, archived)

yay!
I've always wanted to be a bad 40s B movie - does that mean I get to wear long, revealing flimsy white dresses, dark red lipstick and swoon a lot?
( Jadeviper isn't quite ready for 2009, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 8:51, archived)

You mean
you don't do that already.
(thursley, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 8:53, archived)

I don't
wear a lot of white... and never red lipstick. Don't go in for the swooning so much either. I definitely haven't got the hair for a 40s B movie, unless it's one about mad hair that goes on the rampage creating zombies and stuff.
( Jadeviper isn't quite ready for 2009, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 8:55, archived)

Looks like
red lipstick in your profile.
I think you've got the hair for it.
trust me I know about hair
(thursley, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 9:02, archived)

it's not red!
it's.... dark red : ) it's called Black Cherries. my hair's pissing me off at the moment. I got about 20" cut off it when I was 8 1/2 months pregnant, but it's still too long and now the ratbag pulls it all the time. there's nothing worse than getting your hair tangled in your bra strap...
( Jadeviper isn't quite ready for 2009, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 9:04, archived)

nothing better
than getting your hair tangled in someone
elses bra strap :)
(thursley, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 9:07, archived)

I have yet
to experience such a thing ;) isn't that quite uncomfortable? I usually wear my hair in pigtails in situations like that
( Jadeviper isn't quite ready for 2009, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 9:11, archived)

I have very short hair.
So getting it caught in a bra strap can be a lot of fun...
( pxyzyzygy, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 9:19, archived)

It helps
if you can come up for air once in a while.
(thursley, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 9:22, archived)

I kinda meant
the fastenings at the back... hence the discomfort and not being a lot of fun. Getting stuck at the front, well, that's just gravitational pull in my case ;)
( Jadeviper isn't quite ready for 2009, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 9:24, archived)

Some bras
have the catch on the front.
I'd have thought that you would
have known that.
(thursley, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 9:28, archived)

I sure hope so
oh what the heck. do so anyway
( Or is it?, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 8:54, archived)

While us guys wear cool wide lapelled suits,
trilbies, smoke unfiltered snouts and say things like "Why I oughta..." We could catch you as you swoon too.
( pxyzyzygy, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 8:54, archived)

unfiltered snot?
it wouldn't be wise to try and catch me, just shove a mattress on the floor or something.

Edit: oooh you sod! you edited your typo! : P
( Jadeviper isn't quite ready for 2009, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 8:56, archived)

Yes I did edit, after laughing into my nice cup of tea

( pxyzyzygy, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 8:58, archived)

Abbott and Costello!
That is all.
( Choice, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 8:58, archived)

nyah nyan
Rocky says nyah.
[cue Three Stooges]
nyuck nyuck nyuck, oh yeah? Yeah. doink. slap. wububububu
( Or is it?, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 8:57, archived)

Now that's very funny indeed.
The Three Syooges works in text. Hey, can we have a 1940s screen day?
( pxyzyzygy, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 8:59, archived)

I can't
think of a suitable name, so no! : )
( Jadeviper isn't quite ready for 2009, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 9:01, archived)

I joined you
but i'm leaving in a few so it doesn't matter
EDIT - oh i give up. my name's so hard to do something with. someone should take Larry Moe Curly and ___(insert real username)___
( Or is it?, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 9:08, archived)