Then
By driving very fast towards the town hall in an old car ...

I shall reverse time!
( A Vagabond , a bovine masturbation century, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 13:18, archived)

does this work with any old car?
would, for example, I be able to go back to the stone age in a Morris Minor 1000?
( Prof UnderCover NOT DRUNK ENOUGH, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 13:23, archived)

Morris only calibrated Minors to Casaer II
You'd need a VW Beetle for the Stone Age, then change at 1376.
( A Vagabond , a bovine masturbation century, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 13:24, archived)

that might do
... also - I don't have a flux capacitor, but I DO have a flushed ass_hat_sitter... will this work?
( Prof UnderCover NOT DRUNK ENOUGH, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 13:26, archived)

Of course
You'll just need to tweak the stinking valve to about 40 over 7 and then run your hand over it while singing "Ooooooohhh ... " in a sort of camp Rocky manner.
( A Vagabond , a bovine masturbation century, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 13:27, archived)

OH NOES!
it went wrong and now I'm in some sort of hilarious mixup through time...
( Prof UnderCover NOT DRUNK ENOUGH, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 13:33, archived)

But we can't, can we?!
If you haven't but they thought you did, it means he'll be here RIGHT NOW with it!

*comedy pianos*
( A Vagabond , a bovine masturbation century, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 13:38, archived)

A Morris Minor 1000
can do whatever the bloody hell it wants in my opinion. *Drools*
( fannycradock, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 13:25, archived)

gird your loins
it's ivory white and is also a SOFT TOP!
( Prof UnderCover NOT DRUNK ENOUGH, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 13:28, archived)

NUH-UH!!
I'm having such visions I don't even know what to type. Please accept this small piece of dance:
There.
( fannycradock, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 13:34, archived)

COR LUMMIE!

( Prof UnderCover NOT DRUNK ENOUGH, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 13:37, archived)